Hyperliquid is doing the unthinkable: supporting native FLR instead of wrapping it up like a crypto burrito. No more gas fees to unwrap tokens-because nothing says “user-friendly” like skipping the crypto version of untangling Christmas lights. 🎄🔌
Experts (because what report is complete without a few folks in suits pontificating?) blame this party on steady accumulation from the $601.25 support floor and an insatiable appetite from institutional buyers who apparently really like Binance Coin. Trading volume dances around $1.95 billion, and a market cap of $133.1 billion waves the flag of investor confidence-because nothing says “trust me” like fancy numbers. Now everyone’s got their eyes peeled for the mystical $1,000 level, a psychological Everest that may either become a summit or a slip-and-slide, with $900-$920 playing the safety net below.
Bullish (NYSE: BLSH), with a wink and a grin, announced Wednesday that its U.S. arm, Bullish US Operations LLC, has secured the coveted Bitlicense and Money Transmission License from the New York State Department of Financial Services (NYDFS). A bureaucratic triumph, no? 🥳
The Federal Reserve, with the air of a seasoned host, is expected to unveil its next easing cycle this very evening, a modest 25 basis point cut, reducing the policy rate to 4.00-4.25%. A move, I daresay, as predictable as Mrs. Bennet’s matchmaking schemes.
On the 4-hour MYX chart, this token broke out of a falling channel like it was escaping a bad sitcom. 💨 Boom! Fresh buying pressure ignited faster than a whoopee cushion in a board meeting. 😂
Here’s why your altcoin dreams might not be translating into moon-sized profits:
In a neatly packaged proclamation on the whimsical realm of X, DiSarro distilled this techno-ballet: “Midgard update: A functional node lives! It’s juggling state settlements on L1 and sealing commitments tight. Dashing about at lightning speed on L2, your wallet-an elegant spawn of Lace-flashes these feats in real time.” Yes, ladies and gentlemen, behold the marvels of latency so low you’ll scarcely have time to blink before your tokens tango.
And hold your horses, because that weekly candlestick is playing coy as an inside candle! Often means something big is brewing once it decides to break out. Oh, the suspense! 🎭
This accumulating chorus, paired with some rather telling on-chain whispers, hints that World Liberty Financial (WLFI) is primed for a grand ascent-though, alas, the stern gatekeeper at 0.24 must still be overcome. Toodles to timid traders, this is no time to dally!
Since the dawn of yesterday, the German serfs tethered to Santander’s digital fiefdom, Openbank, may now partake in the sacred rites of buying, selling, and trading five anointed tokens: $BTC, $ETH, $LTC, $MATIC, and $ADA. A gesture as magnanimous as a tyrant tossing crumbs to the starving masses. 🥖💰
