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In a post that’s more dramatic than a soap opera cliffhanger, founder Guy Young (aka Crypto Guy) spilled the tea on X. He acknowledged the community’s criticism and tipped his hat to Native Markets for snagging validator support. 🎩 “Ethena is not a Hyperliquid native team,” he said, “we’ve got other fish to fry, and our ambitions are bigger than just one partner exchange.” 🍳🐟 He also admitted the concerns were valid, which is more than we can say for some crypto projects. 🙄

Meme coin ETF begins, source: X

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Although we’ve only seen a shy 1.95% price bump, the excitement around Pepe [PEPE] has exploded like a fizzy soda shaken a little too much! 🎉 Whoever said big things come in small packages clearly wasn’t talking about PEPE!

Avalanche (AVAX) has decided it no longer enjoys being underestimated. After smashing through a stubborn resistance level near $27, it now sits comfortably around $29, with daily trading volume hitting $1.79 billion. Over the past week, AVAX surged 16%, and frankly, it looks like it’s just warming up.

But as they say, all good things must come to an end-preferably with a *fabulous* twist. Traders, those ever-astute beings, decided it was time to pocket some of those gains. After all, a resistance level above the 200-day simple moving average at $0.000013-especially that tantalizing $0.00001320-proved to be a bit too much of a temptation for the market’s sanity.

It does the heavy reading for you-summarizing fundamentals, comparing assets-yet it’s still thirsty for data sets like your Aunt at an open bar.

Now, if you’re thinking this sounds like a standard deal, think again. This three-year, eight-figure agreement isn’t just any old handshake. It’s a bold step into the wild, wild west of pro sports, where crypto exchanges are the new cowboys, looking to rope in audiences far and wide. 🤠

Oh boy, the world’s largest asset manager, BlackRock, now controls over $100 billion worth of crypto. Talk about a digital gold rush! 🏴‍☠️

Bitcoin, which oftentimes behaves like a lovesick suitor when confronted with CPI data-given its implications for interest rates and the dollar-briefly descended to £113,823 (converted for the more fashionable among us) post-report. One might say it was a mere waltz of despair.