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One of the most striking developments arrived on March 7 when Caitlin Kalinowski, OpenAI’s head of robotics and consumer hardware, resigned from the company. Kalinowski reportedly raised concerns over OpenAI’s pursuit of a Pentagon contract involving AI deployment on classified government systems. She allegedly warned that the proposal lacked sufficient safeguards surrounding domestic surveillance uses and the possibility of lethal autonomous weapons.

Behold the accompanying chart, a veritable tapestry of lines and dots, where the price, currently meandering around $67,000, finds itself nestled within a realm deemed by our analyst as “extremely favorable for buying.” A curious assertion, is it not? One might ponder if this “ultimate buy opportunity” for Bitcoin is merely a mirage, shimmering tantalizingly on the horizon.

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Let’s start with the 1-day chart. Bitcoin’s price is doing its best impression of a goldfish in a bowl, swimming between $64,000 and $72,000 without a care in the world-or maybe just without a GPS. Remember that wild March 5 rally to $74,000? Yeah, that feels like a bad breakup now. The candles are shrinking, volatility’s taking a nap, and the “lower highs” trend is as exciting as watching paint dry. Support? It’s hanging out near $65,500-$66,000, probably sipping a latte. Resistance? Oh, it’s partying near $68,200, laughing at your dreams of $70K.

Six asset classes now exceed $1 billion onchain, but just 12% of RWA-backed stablecoin supply has entered DeFi protocols.

The virtuosos of computation had conjured a model, christened ROME, to see if an AI could navigate labyrinthine tasks without tripping over its own circuits-or manners.

According to Woo, the market’s got a little fake-out planned. It’s ready for a deceptive rise, a false sense of security. That’s the game we’re playing here.

In this comedy of errors, a family member of our aggrieved crypto connoisseur has taken to the digital coliseum to air their grievances. The plot? A sum most princely, allegedly trapped in the icy grip of KuCoin, an exchange once trusted but now questioned.

Brazil’s payment contraption is rewriting the rules of the financial hoedown, and it’s doing it with a flair that’d make a riverboat gambler blush. The Central Bank of Brazil, bless their hearts, launched PIX back in 2020. Five years later, it’s got 175 million folks hooked, and in 2024 alone, it processed 64 billion transactions. That’s more than Visa and Mastercard combined-no small potatoes, mind you.

Ah, dear reader, the Central Bank of Russia, in a display of bureaucratic elegance, now proposes that banks and brokers may waltz into the world of cryptocurrency without the tiresome ordeal of new permits. Instead, a mere notification shall suffice-how delightfully convenient!