Cryptonews

Ah, the age-old tale of the mighty whale, who once filled the waters with their majestic presence but now swims away, leaving only ripples of despair behind. Dogecoin, much like a man walking through a cold winter’s night, is feeling the chill. As large wallet holders continue to reduce their exposure, the price, much like a weary traveler, falls below $0.18. This is no mere coincidence; it mirrors the broader downturn in the market-a reflection of the larger chaos that governs this financial landscape. And yet, some argue that this is mere strategy-an intelligent play of risk management before some unknown event. But as liquidity tightens and accumulation wanes, one must ask: Is the story of Dogecoin’s rise nothing more than a fleeting dream?

What can one make of this sudden elevation in DCR’s social standing? Is it substance, or merely the glitter of momentary fashion? Let us examine the evidence with the cold logic of Mr. Darcy and the gossip-laden letters of Miss Austen herself. 📜👠

At press time, Hyperliquid was chilling at $37.63, down 9% in the last 24 hours. 📉 Over the week, it’s down 20%, and over the month, it’s lost 25% of its value. Basically, it’s 36% below its all-time high of $59.3 from September 18. So, yeah, it’s been a rough few weeks. 😬

On X (formerly known as Twitter, but let’s not get into rebranding), Gaevoy made it abundantly clear that, despite the growing online chatter, his plans do not include filing a lawsuit against Binance, nor does he have any future plans to do so. If anything, he’s probably too busy running Wintermute to get involved in legal drama.

Enter Michaël van de Poppe, our intrepid crypto analyst, who declares with the flair of a name-dropping Nabokov, that the conundrum springs from an exasperatingly meager tradable supply. Picture, if you will, a scant 10% of an altcoin’s total supply for trading. Imagine the theater of one brash soul selling but 2% of this-such an act sends the market into a sensational frenzy. A rather thin order book cannot shoulder this insurmountable selling pressure, especially when many traders have already been vanquished in this fiscal month.

In the glittering twilight of cryptocurrencies and the vagaries of stock markets, one James Wynn stands atop his soapbox, casting a mellifluous but dire prediction: trouble’s brewing. Draped in shades of cynicism akin to Nostradamus’s lesser-known musings, this crypto-trader, bearer of bad news and reminiscences-once the maestro of millions-forecasts mayhem akin to “max pain and max fear.” His most recently turmoiled fortunes have apprenticed him into the husky arts of “hodl” sermons and cautionary tales about the peril of volatility which seem as gentle as a Siberian storm.

The updated filing, submitted to the SEC on November 3, 2025, provides new details about the fund’s structure, management, and operational plans. Because who doesn’t want to read 100 pages of “operational plans”? 📚

In a move straight out of their Nov. 3 brainstorm session, Kraken stands as one of the first regulated exchanges to allow EU traders to use crypto as collateral for perpetual futures, all under the watchful eye of regulation. Traders can finally breathe easier, knowing they wouldn’t accidentally fund an entire underground parking lot.

Shorts now rule the ballroom with a dashing 54.74% dominance-because nothing says romance like betting against your own future. 💌💔 Prices remain caged below $0.23, as buyer conviction is about as strong as a poet at breakfast.

Once upon a time, Strategy would buy tens of thousands of Bitcoin in mere days. Now? They’re barely touching 200 BTC a week. Ouch. That’s the lowest it’s been since 2020-when they first started their Bitcoin buying binge. Talk about a plot twist! 😱 But don’t be fooled, they’re not backing out of Bitcoin. They’re just… waiting. Because why not, right? Just chilling and watching the market do its thing.