In fact, HYPE’s daily DEX turnover is a breezy $361 million, whereas Cardano’s is more like the change you find between the couch cushions at a modest $2.89 million, per DefiLlama. It’s still moving, but with the grace of a dinosaur – clinging to life by muscle memory rather than innovation.
And so, like Rodion Raskolnikov pacing the frozen streets of St. Petersburg, Metaplanet (MTPLF) pressed purchase upon purchase, hoarding 136 more bitcoins into its treasury vault. This act of acquisition-though performed in the sterile glow of a Tokyo office-rings with the haunted desperation of a soul teetering on the edge of ruin and salvation.
Dogecoin enthusiasts have been staring longingly at the U.S. market like it’s a puppy in a pet store window, and this week, they might finally get to take it home. Or at least borrow it for a few hours while it jumps 7% and crashes 10%-classic Doge behavior. 🐶
According to DOGECAPITAL’s latest wisdom-dump on X (because “tweet” is so 2022), DOGE is out here trying to repeat history. We’re in “Cycle 3”-not to be confused with your workout plan. Last time DOGE got near $0.30, things got wild. If we break through? Buckle up. Or buy a helmet. Do whatever feels right.
The market, dear reader, finds itself caught in a limbo so well-defined, it makes Dante’s circles of hell look like a day at the beach. It’s waiting, with all the patience of a cat watching a fish tank, for a fresh impulse to determine its next move. Will it be up? Down? Sideways? Who knows? But one thing’s for certain, it’s not going to be boring.
Across the vast plains of the daily, 4-hour, and 1-hour charts, Bitcoin seemed to be stitching together a recovery, though the thread was frayed and the needle rusty. The daily chart showed a bounce from the $107,000 ravine, a 14 percent climb from the recent peak of $124,500. Yet, the ascent lacked the vigor of a true bull, with volume dwindling like a campfire in the rain, hinting at either a timid demand or a bull trap waiting to snap shut. Resistance loomed like a stubborn mule at $113,500 to $114,000. A breakout above, on the back of strong volume, would be the trumpet call for the bulls, while a rejection would send the bears growling back into the fray.
It all started like a quiet whisper, unnoticed by many, but like a slow crescendo, it’s grown into an undeniable spectacle. The wallet in question-its identity as mysterious as a masked ball guest-now holds a total of 103.15 billion SHIB, a sum that can only be described as “quite a bit.” This grand total amounts to around $1,291,478 or the rather quaint 304 ETH. But of course, all good things take time… or at least two careful stages. 📈
Sui Strikes Twice in 2025
Bitcoin’s hovering just below $112,000 – that magic number that supposedly tells us what happens next. Lennaert Snyder (because someone has to sound smart here) says,
But wait! The US job market is slacking off (cue dramatic music), hinting that the Fed might cut interest rates. Meanwhile, an SEC ETF decision looms ominously in the wings. Could these factors propel $ADA toward greatness-or at least, toward some decent gains?