Behold, dear reader, as the tale unfolds: Forward Industries (NASDAQ: FORD), a company once known for manufacturing items so thrillingly mundane they might elicit sleep, now finds itself rolling deliriously in the coin-$1.65 billion, to be precise! 💸 Who could have seen such a spectacle coming, save perhaps a clairvoyant chicken or a very excitable … Read more
Let us now delve into this tale of bullish dreams and bearish nightmares, where ETF inflows play the role of the overzealous stage manager, and macroeconomic uncertainty serves as the moody lighting director.
And you know what? They’re aiming for a cool $500 million, backing Bitcoin and Ethereum projects, and trying to make everyone feel better about crypto. Like, who needs stability anyway? 😂
Our protagonist, XRP, stands tall at $2.91 after an audacious 6% leap over the past week-a humble hero indeed! It’s nibbled a delicate 3% rise in just twenty-four hours, with trading volume echoing at a robust $4.79 billion!
In this grand theater of the absurd, phishing scams have become the bread and circus of the crypto world. Transactions, links-all mere illusions, promising one thing and delivering another. Scam Sniffer, that noble sentinel, has unfurled its August report, a scroll of woe detailing the mounting losses. Over $12 million vanished in a month, a 72% surge in thievery. The victims? 15,230, each a testament to the triumph of hope over experience. 🕳️
The token traded at $3.68 on Sept. 8, up 135% in the past 24 hours and 214% over the past week. The sharp rise pushed MYX Finance (MYX) to a seven-day range of $0.984 to $3.78, with trading volumes skyrocketing like a rocket ship without a clear destination. 🚀
Now, hold onto your hats as Cantonese Cat pulls out his technical wizardry. Starting with the monthly chart (because why not begin with a bang), he points out that the 20-month moving average has historically danced between being a pesky resistance and a reassuring support at critical moments. “Dogecoin is now holding the 20-month moving average like a champ, stepping up in a dignified manner,” he observes. I mean, who wouldn’t want a currency that steps up with such poise? 👑
According to crypto.news (because who doesn’t trust a site with a dot in its name?), SOL hit $208.5 earlier today before settling at $207.7-basically the crypto version of “I’ll just have one more drink” and then ordering a double. It’s up 33% from August and nearly 100% from its yearly low. So, congrats to everyone who didn’t panic-sell. You’re winning. For now.
In a world where uncertainty is the new certainty, countries are rushing back to gold like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party. And China? Well, China’s been leading the charge, scooping up gold bars like they’re going out of fashion. The People’s Bank of China (PBOC) recently confirmed that August was no exception, with the country adding yet more glitter to its treasure chest.
Now, some fancy-pants analyst named Lingrid-probably wears a monocle-claims Dogecoin’s got a chance to strut its stuff. 🎩 The coin’s been struttin’ inside a “descending structure,” which sounds like a fancy way of sayin’ it’s been slippin’ down a hill. But hold your horses! Bulls ain’t outta the race yet. If they can keep the price propped up at $0.2 like a drunk leanin’ on a lamppost, we might just see a rebound. Break above $0.22, and suddenly we’re talkin’ $0.24-$0.26 faster than a politician backpedals. So, if you’re feelin’ lucky, $0.2-$0.21 might be your golden ticket (or your fool’s gold).