In a recent X post, the sage Berke Oktay observed that the coin persists above the support range between $0.2787-$0.3121, as if the market itself were a fickle lover, refusing to abandon its beloved. The chart, devoid of negative omens, reveals buyers valiantly defending this area, like knights in shining armor. 🛡️
Legend has it that Q4 in the post-halving year is Bitcoin’s time to shine – an encore that dazzled us in December 2017 after the 2016 halving and again in November 2021, when BTC flirted with $69,000 like it was showing off at a cosmic ball. The last halving? April 2024, naturally, so prepare your wallets and your nerves for Q4 2025’s grand finale.
The project’s pre-launch phase, which began on April 1-a date as ironic as its ambitions-has been a testament to the enduring human capacity for hope in the face of absurdity. The next price increase, a mere $0.00000059, promises to further enrich the coffers of its faithful, though one wonders if such riches will suffice to buy even a digital bone. 🐾
it involves a lot of zeros.
Breeden, bless her heart, believes this digital ménage à trois could unlock faster and cheaper cross-border transactions, not to mention the trading of tokenized securities. One can almost hear the champagne corks popping in the City! 🥂
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And now, ominous signals are flashing on the charts like neon signs in a bad neighborhood. If these “death crossovers” play out, Hedera’s year-long uptrend might just shuffle off this mortal coil. 😵💫
Solana (SOL) made a dramatic exit from the $202-$204 chamber, after testing demand so familiar that it should probably invite it to dinner. This after tumbling from the dizzy heights of $211-$213, a place from which SOL was discharged with all the subtlety of a bouncer with a grudge. Crypto analyst Batman, who insists his cape is optional, was seen exclaiming:
If you thought the crypto world couldn’t get more chaotic, meet WLFI-the latest altcoin to turn into a soap opera. It plummeted to $0.1616, then rallied to $0.1898, because nothing says “confidence” like a 59.6% drop from your peak in four days. Meanwhile, the top holders decided to sell off their shares like they were fleeing a haunted house. Classic.