Mais attendez! Ce bal masqué n’est point pour tout le monde, non non. Le gâteau compte mille milliards (trillion, si vous goûtez l’anglais) de parts, et la pièce affiche un décor de 4 milliards en valeurs… CoinGecko prétend n’en connaître que 49 qui touchent ce zénith! Voilà pump.fun, star sur l’affiche avant même l’ouverture des rideaux 🍾.
And at the bustling centre of this quantum farce, Pepecoin is moonwalking through the chaos—leaping 10% daily 🚀 up to $0.00001108 as of July 10, 2025. Strong on-chain metrics and something called a “confirmed technical setup”—which sounds fancy enough to impress your uncle at dinner—hint Pepe may barge past resistance at $0.0000123 on its way to $0.000014. That’s the February 2025 peak—a time when, if you listened closely, you could hear investors weeping with joy (or perhaps just weeping).
According to Bloomberg, Trump Jr. acquired 350,000 shares of the Los Angeles-based company, valued at over $4 million at the time of disclosure. 😲
Apparently, Bitcoin Depot has *finally* sent out its breakup letter (sorry, “data breach notification”) about an “oopsie” from the summer of 2024, letting nearly 27,000 customers know they were unwitting extras in a hacker’s heist movie.
In a statement on Thursday, the RBA said that stablecoins, bank deposit tokens, and a pilot wholesale central bank digital currency (CBDC) will be used by partners participating in the trial. 🤝💰
One might say it’s been a month of high drama and even higher prices, all thanks to the steadfast whales who have clung to their positions like limpets to a rock, despite the tempest of selling from other, less resilient investors. 🌊
Glassnode, a firm that analyzes on-chain data, has been looking at the RHODL Ratio, which is a fancy way of measuring the ratio between the Realized Cap of two groups of Bitcoin holders. The Realized Cap is like a price tag on each Bitcoin, based on the last time it was bought or sold on the blockchain.
XRP, in a display of bravado, has rallied over 5%, a performance that has left Bitcoin and Ethereum in the wings. The price, with a flourish, climbed above the $2.350 resistance level, much to the delight of the bulls.
Ethereum’s price has started a fresh increase above the $2,650 zone, leaving Bitcoin in the dust, I dare say. ETH price gained pace for a move above the $2,720 resistance zone and entered a ripping positive zone, if you please.
According to the esteemed CoinGlass, XRP’s spot trading volume on Upbit has reached an unprecedented $269.22 million, eclipsing even the mighty Binance, which recorded a mere $226.76 million. But what is most striking, dear reader, is that Binance’s trading volume is composed of outflows, whereas Upbit’s is a veritable tidal wave of inflows. 🌟
