This AI-powered crypto exchange, with a flourish worthy of a third-act revelation, dangles a carrot of 900K $WLFI tokens before the eager masses. Investors, like characters in a Chekhov play, are invited to reserve, deposit, trade, and cajole their friends into this whirlwind of greed and hope, all for a chance at guaranteed, incentive-based rewards. Ah, the sweet scent of desperation! 🥕🤡
In recent months, the whales-those colossal Ethereum holders-have been on a shopping spree, hoarding ETH like it’s the last loaf of bread in St. Petersburg. Analyses reveal a 14% surge in addresses holding 1,000 to 100,000 ETH. Coincidentally, Ethereum has outperformed Bitcoin, boasting a 132% return while Bitcoin languishes at a mere 34%. Ah, the irony! Bitcoin, the once-mighty, now reduced to a mere spectator in Ethereum’s ballet. 🦈🐋
Once, just a month ago, NEIRO shimmered at $0.17, but alas, it now dwells within a grim descending channel. Truly a story of soaring highs and plunging lows!
For weeks now, Bitcoin’s been stuck in this weird financial purgatory between $104K and $116K. But here’s the tea: OG whales are dumping their BTC faster than you can say “Ethereum.” ETH, with its shiny $4,383 price tag, seems to be the new belle of the blockchain ball. Who knew whales could get FOMO too? 🐳✨
Ah, but let us turn our attention to the chart they so graciously provided in their post, which depicts the concentration of wealth among eight cryptocurrencies in recent months. Behold, if you will, the visual representation of inequality:
Что же это такое? Представьте себе: вместо того, чтобы держать Ethereum в руке, вы покупаете специальный магический талисман – опцион на Ethereum, – через который ваше богатство движется, как волны по морю криптовалютных волнений. И, чтобы не скучать, герой наш раз в две недели рассылает вам фиксированную прибыль – словно карманный фокусник, только вместо кролика у него деньги! 🤑🐇
On the fourth day of September, the illustrious Grayscale Investments made a grand announcement, declaring the arrival of its Grayscale Ethereum Covered Call ETF on the esteemed NYSE Arca. Trading under the charming ticker ETCO, this actively managed fund shall not hold the fickle Ether directly, but rather, it shall engage in the sophisticated practice of writing, or selling, call options on spot Ethereum ETFs, with a particular fondness for the Grayscale Ethereum Trust ETHE and the Grayscale Ethereum Mini Trust ETH. 📜,
Ethereum spot ETFs, much to the dismay of their investors, posted $38.2 million in net outflows on the third of September, marking the third consecutive day of redemptions. According to the ever-so-reliable SoSoValue data, the day’s negative balance was largely driven by BlackRock’s ETHA fund, which recorded outflows of about $151 million. One can only imagine the consternation this must have caused among the fund’s managers. 😬
Of course, everyone’s expecting signs of a cooling job market because apparently, when it comes to jobs, “cool” is now code for “slower.” And if that happens, well, brace yourselves for potential interest rate cuts, stock rallies, and Bitcoin moonshots-or so the optimists say. But hey, this is crypto; nothing ever goes according to plan. 😉
According to DefiLlama (yes, that’s a real thing), Pump.fun surpassed Hyperliquid on September 4th. Imagine Hyperliquid’s face when they saw the numbers-probably the same look I had when I realized I’d been putting my shoes on the wrong feet for a week. 👟👟