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WLFI burst onto the scene at $0.30, only to plummet faster than my motivation on a Monday morning. It hit $0.21 before staging what I can only describe as a “mildly convincing comeback” to $0.2525. Experts (who, let’s be honest, could probably use a hobby) calculated this as a 23.5% drop from its peak at $0.3313. But hey, quick rebounds are kind of WLFI’s thing-it’s like watching someone trip over their shoelaces and then immediately start moonwalking. 🕺📉

Binance Coin, or BNB for those who like to keep things simple, has finally moved beyond a stubborn range that lasted for ages. Perhaps it’s a sign it’s not just a pretty face but a serious contender now.

In a recent missive on X, the esteemed CryptoQuant analyst Maartunn has noted a peculiar trend in the Exchange Reserve of Bitcoin. This enigmatic indicator, which tracks the total amount of cryptocurrency languishing in the wallets of centralized exchanges, has seen a most alarming spike. One might imagine it as a horde of investors, all clamoring to deposit their coins, much like a group of overly eager guests at a dinner party.

As of the second of September, annum Domini 2025, the estimable defillama.com reports a fiat-pegged, U.S. dollar-driven crypto economy valuing at $284,558 million-an increase of no small degree from $267,091 million on the first of August. This represents a most noteworthy growth of $17,467 million. Notably, Master Tether, accorded the title USDT, having accreted a market cap near $167.97 billion, boasts control of 59.03% of said market’s worth. Witness, if you will, the grandeur of such numerals!

After a tumble that left it bruised and battered, Cardano found solace near $0.780, much like a prospector striking gold in a dry creek. It surged past $0.80 and $0.8250, its spirit unbroken. A triangle, as fleeting as a desert mirage, was left behind at $0.8250, and the price flirted with $0.840, reaching a peak of $0.8395 before pausing to catch its breath. It now rests above the 23.6% Fib retracement level, a thin thread of hope in the vast tapestry of the market.

Hyperliquid [HYPE] danced above the open price of $43 to flirt with $45, a day’s work for a crypto that’s seen better days. Market cap clung to $15 billion like a toddler to a teddy, with daily drawdowns less than 1%-because even chaos needs a nap.

Ethereum [ETH] kicked off September on shaky footing. 🧱

My dear, Vivopower International Plc, that darling Nasdaq-listed enterprise with a penchant for all things green, announced on the most unremarkable day of Sept. 2, 2025, that it has partnered with Doppler Finance. The objective? To enhance its XRP-based treasury strategy, of course! How très chic! The announcement, dripping with financial flair, states:

In a report that could only be titled “Don’t Sleep on Those Whales,” analyst Crazzyblockk (yes, that’s the name they chose) breaks down how *large* investors are flexing their muscles on Binance. The average ETH order size is climbing faster than my anxiety on a Monday morning!

On-chain data shows whales dumping nearly 250 million DOGE since late August. Yes, you read that right-*dumping*. It’s like they’re playing Jenga with the market, and we’re all just waiting for the tower to collapse. Funding rates on derivatives exchanges have gone negative too, meaning short sellers are paying longs. Sounds like someone owes someone else a drink at the crypto bar. 🍸