Apparently, Metaplanet thinks owning more Bitcoin is the surest way to a midlife crisis cure, unveiling a plan to raise 130 billion yen (that’s about $880 million for those not counting yen in their sleep) through a global share sale. The clever part? Most of that cash is earmarked for turning their Bitcoin stash from chump change into serious chunky change.
On the great and mysterious platform X, the sage Ali Martinez-keeper of charts and numbers-declared on August the 30th a truth most curious. Using the arcane scriptures of CryptoQuant, he whispered that when Bitcoin waltzed at $111,337, the trader’s realized loss margin was a paltry -0.60%. Now, it clumsily staggers at -2.2%. Alas, these numbers are but the timid footfalls upon the grand staircase of past capitulations where, at a furious -12%, the true tempest begins.
In what can only be described as a whimsical dance, Gryphon Digital Mining (GRYP), fluttering like a heraldic creature, has convened its shareholders in a special gathering. The goal? Deciding upon a merger with the newly minted American Bitcoin Corp (ABTC), orchestrated by the fraternal troupe of Eric Trump, Donald Trump Jr., and the enterprising Hut 8. Since the courtship was first trumpeted on May 12, Gryphon stock has soared over 200%, much like an over-enthusiastic maiden.
Whether you’re an altcoin aficionado or a presale thrill-seeker, we’ve got the scoop on three presale projects that are more than just your average hype-and-pump schemes. Maybe they’ll be your next big investment or, at the very least, a fabulous watercooler topic. Let’s dive in! 🤔🥤
But, ah! The future is ever a cruel mistress. September threatens to unleash upon the market a deluge of tokens – 149 million of them – like peasants flooding into the market square, their presence sure to weigh heavily on the fragile equilibrium. 🐝
Cryptowzrd’s got a keen eye, and he’s spotted something fishy in the daily candle. Bitcoin’s price is now chilling below the $110,500 support zone, and that’s a big deal. If the bulls can’t get their act together and push it back up, we might see more sellers jumping in. It’s like a dance-off, but the bears are winning for now. 💃🕺
Enter Mintern, Chief Meme Officer (yes, you read that right) at Minswap DEX, who took to X (formerly Twitter) like a modern-day Nostradamus. With charts sharper than a samurai sword, he boldly predicts a 400% surge for Cardano by year’s end. Imagine ADA climbing from its current humble abode below $1 to the glamorous penthouse suite of $4. According to him, the Elliott Wave structure is practically screaming “BUY!” while Fibonacci Extension levels whisper sweet nothings about targets ranging from $1.47 to $4.14. But let’s not forget: hope is not a strategy, dear reader.
Since mid-2025, institutional confidence in Bitcoin’s been growing-probably because they finally figured out you can’t eat volatility for breakfast anymore. Volatility has dipped to near 30%, the lowest ever-probably just in time to surprise us all with a rollercoaster ride.
Cardano (ADA) is back in the spotlight, thanks to Grayscale’s SEC filing for an ADA ETF. It’s like a barn dance in the crypto world, with everyone kickin’ up their heels. Now, this ETF chatter’s been on and off more than a fiddle at a hoedown, but each new filing’s like a fresh pot of coffee-keeps the crowd awake and hopin’. For ADA, this ain’t just noise; it’s a sign that the bigwigs are takin’ notice of its long-term potential. 🧐
On August 27, 2025, after a mind-boggling three years of covert investigation, the FBI and Dutch police swooped in and seized the operation that was responsible for $6.4 million in illicit proceeds. That’s right, they were selling fake IDs for as little as $9. Who knew that’s all it takes to get yourself a shiny new driver’s license or passport? You could probably buy a lunch at a food court for more than that. The operation was so open about its nefarious activities, they practically put up neon signs saying, “Hey criminals, here’s where you can get your new identity!”
