The current bullish sentiment has boosted market-wide sentiment, and analysts, with their noses buried in charts and data, are eyeing a breakout towards $3,500 in the short term. How delightful!
Cybersecurity firm Koi Security has uncovered a large-scale malicious campaign that’s like a digital version of a con artist at a casino, but instead of a deck of cards, they’re using fake Firefox extensions to do their dirty work.
Behold: in Europe’s crypto bazaar, the dollar bills still whistle the loudest. Most stablecoins here are cousins of Washington’s greenback, stoking the envious tempers of central bankers and shivering the lapels of regulators. The EU, that most Baroque of forums, rolls out scrolls of regulation, while debates about whose digital effigy graces the future’s wallet grow as heady—and convoluted—as a Dostoyevsky subplot.
The case, which has left the crypto community scratching their heads and the legal community rubbing their hands with glee, involved a ransom demand made in digital assets. Yes, you heard that right – digital assets! 😲
Momentum, they say, is a wind – sometimes a gentle push, sometimes a vengeful gust. Recent weeks have seen bulls at the prow, nostrils flaring, manes blown wild by optimism. But that mythical $160 remains as impassable as a train ticket inspector on a day you’ve forgotten your wallet. Analyst Carl Runefelt, serenely resigned to market chaos, notes that Solana’s rising channel—so sleek, so catwalk-worthy—may be less a runway than a plank. For every channel climbs, but all too often it breaks, and what promises ascent may swiftly become a descent worthy of Dostoevsky himself.
Star Xu, founder and CEO—spirit of the machine, or perhaps just its most public hostage—stepped onto the stage. His apology echoed with the faint desperation of empire builders everywhere who discover their bureaucracy has acquired a mind (and a cruel sense of humor) of its own.
But why, dear reader, would this apostle of financial literacy wish for such a calamity? Is he not an advocate of Bitcoin’s ascendance to dizzying heights, a prophet of its future glory? Ah, but herein lies the rub, for Kiyosaki’s desire for a crash is not born of malice, but of calculation. He wishes to buy more, to accumulate, to hoard, for in the depths of despair lies the seed of opportunity. 💸
• XRP experienced a notable downtrend over the last 24 hours from 4 July 03:00 to 5 July 02:00, declining from $2.243 to $2.219, representing a 1.07% decrease with a trading range of $0.052 (2.32%).
On a fateful Saturday, Dogecoin suffered a 5% intraday drop, a precipitous decline that would have sent even the most stalwart of investors into a panic 😱. But lo, the faithful DOGE enthusiasts stood firm, buoying the cryptocurrency to a respectable 16.3 cents, a mere stone’s throw from its previous low of 16.1 cents 🤯.
