Speaking at the Manila Tech Summit on Wednesday, Aquino explained that the proposed measure seeks to log all government budget transactions on-chain, where they would be viewable by citizens. Because nothing says “trust us” like a public ledger that’s as easy to read as a spreadsheet written in hieroglyphs. 🧠
Bitwise’s “Long-Term Capital Market Assumptions” (a title so long it deserves its own opera) predict Bitcoin’s CAGR at 28.3%-a number so bold it makes equities blush and gold weep. By 2035, BTC shall command $1.3 million, or roughly the price of a small island and a very expensive toupee. 🏝️
But hold your horses, partner. This ain’t just about speed. Alpenglow’s got a few more tricks up its sleeve: certificate-based notarization, off-chain vote aggregation, and a rebalancing of incentives that’ll make even the most stubborn validator think twice. And let’s not forget the “Validator Admission Ticket” (VAT), a flat fee of 1.6 SOL per epoch, burned like a letter from a jilted lover. 🔥 The forum’s already buzzing-will this raise the stakes for the little guys? 🤔
The fields of Etherscan’s data have erupted like a wildfire in the canyons. On August 25, SHIB’s transfer volume galloped past 4.25 trillion tokens, a 300% leap from the day before. It’s as if the whales, those great leviathans of the crypto sea, have awoken from their siesta, stretching their fins and stirring the waters. Yet, the number of transactions barely budged, dropping by a mere 123. It’s not the peasants trading scraps; it’s the barons moving mountains. 🏰
For years, traders seeking to buy Bitcoin with USDT were forced into a Byzantine labyrinth of exchanges, both centralized and decentralized. Now, Tether promises seamless transactions on what they call “the world’s most secure decentralized network.” One might wonder if this is progress-or just another layer of complexity wrapped in utopian rhetoric. 😅
The five kings (and queens?) of this digital circus are led by the immortal dogecoin (DOGE), now worth a staggering $33.26 billion-because why save for retirement when you can invest in a joke with a Shiba Inu? Right behind it is shiba inu (SHIB) at $7.35 billion, proving that one dog breed can fuel two fortunes. 🐕🦺🐕🦺
Of course, in true Wall Street fashion, reality hit the party like an uninvited mother-in-law. The shares eased back down to $2.65 (only up 56% now, yawn). The board had approved this digital treasure hunt, hoping to dazzle investors with their bold, new crypto trick.
Jeremie, ever the meticulous chess player, maps out a future where XRP might just sail to a shiny new plateau-roughly $4.93, to be precise. Using the mystical Fibonacci levels, he observes a lovely W-shaped pattern-because what’s more bullish than a W? No one knows. His charts suggest that the recent climb isn’t just some manipulated circus but a genuine, investor-driven fiesta. If he’s right, XRP could shatter its previous summer flirtation with $3.65 and perhaps even outgrow its past self. How poetic-like a phoenix, but hopefully with less smoke.
So, apparently, a lot of people are making money in crypto. Who knew? Analysts are now warning that this could lead to a mass exodus of profit-taking. Because, you know, why not ruin a good thing?
So, Blast, once thought to be Ethereum’s (ETH) second-in-command when it came to Layer-2 solutions, has taken quite the nosedive. We’re talking major “what happened?” vibes in the crypto world. The token’s currently sitting at $0.002570, which is up by 0.62% over the last 24 hours, but honestly, who’s even noticing at this point? Users are packing up and heading for greener pastures.