According to a press release dated Nov. 13 (a day that will live in infamy for fraudsters everywhere), Thailand’s Technology Crime Suppression Division teamed up with the U.S. Secret Service in a sting operation so slick, it could’ve been scripted by the BFG himself. Together, they nabbed 51 Thai nationals and 22 foreigners, proving that crime truly doesn’t pay-unless you’re a stablecoin, of course. 💼🤝
After two cuts in 2025, rates now sit at 3.75%-4.00%. Labor weakness and softer inflation suggest the Fed might loosen the reins, but officials are still bickering like Santa’s elves over whether inflation’s just “a little sprig of mistletoe.” 🧝♂️🔥
Now, in a move that will surely go down in history (probably alongside the decision to keep pennies around this long), President Donald Trump gave the US Treasury the green light to halt penny production back in February. The Treasury initially planned for the last penny to roll off the press in 2026. But surprise! They ran out of templates for the things between June and September, as reported by Axios. Guess those penny-stamping machines couldn’t keep up. Who would’ve thought?
They manage $35 billion in assets, which is like having a piggy bank full of digital gold. But wait, the real kicker? Their potential market is $365 billion. That’s more than the GDP of some countries. 🤯
Self, that most noble of zero-knowledge identity protocols, hath lately declared itself in possession of £9 million in seed funding-a sum sufficient to launch a thousand whitepapers. The enterprise, employed by Google (GOOG) and Aave, hath also introduced a points program, for reasons best left to the moral philosophers.
As an analyst, I’ve been following the recent developments in Taiwan regarding Bitcoin, and it’s become clear they’re seriously considering its integration into their financial strategy. This push really started gaining momentum when legislator Ko Ju-chun publicly shared commitments made after questioning officials at the Finance Committee on November 11, 2025. Those commitments were further highlighted by JAN3, a key player in the Bitcoin infrastructure space. While no laws have actually been changed yet, these public statements represent Taiwan’s strongest indication so far that they’re actively exploring Bitcoin as a sovereign asset and within their regulatory framework.
The chart, which spans from August 11 to November 12, 2025, shows two things: the DOGE price (a black line that looks like it’s having an existential crisis) and the holdings of addresses with 100 million to 1 billion DOGE (a shaded area that’s basically the crypto equivalent of “look at my fancy new yacht”). Over the past two weeks, these whales added 4.72 billion DOGE to their already impressive pile, bringing their total to about 32.4 billion coins. That’s right-32.4 billion. Or, as I like to call it, “enough DOGE to buy the Moon and rename it DogeMoon.” 🌕🚀
O cruel and fickle BNB! The native token of the BNB Chain, thou didst slip below $960 in the last 24 hours, relinquishing thy gains after colliding with the unyielding wall of resistance just above $970. How the heart doth ache at the thought! 💔
Grayscale Investments filed an S-1 form to the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) relating to a proposed initial public offering (IPO) of its common stock. 📄
Per CoinMarketCap’s grim ledger, SHIB now languishes at $0.000009771, a 1.3% plunge that feels less like a price drop and more like a funeral dirge. Since early 2025, this token has been trapped in a purgatory of consolidation, unable to muster the courage to breach even the most trivial support levels. A true parable of modernity: promises of moonshots, met with earthly gravity. 🌑
