The N-1A filing, a parchment of dreams, envisions this ETF dancing on the Cboe BZX Exchange, cradling BNB in the arms of a crypto custodian, while third-party validators, like shadowy poets, may stake its wealth, some tethered to REX’s clandestine whispers. 📜
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In a LinkedIn post that read like a dusty town crier’s proclamation, Rich Widmann, Google’s Web3 maestro, laid out the case for GCUL. He painted it as a ledger for “institutions,” where Python-based smart contracts are the tools of the trade. “Any financial institution can build with GCUL,” he declared, implying that Tether won’t side with Circle’s blockchain and Adyen won’t cozy up to Stripe’s. Why? Because Google’s ledger is “neutral” – a word that now sounds suspiciously like “I’m not trying to corner the market.” 🤡
According to this erstwhile skeptic, XRP has been quietly sketching an elegant “W” pattern on its weekly chart-a move so suave it could rival a tango champion. The sequence begins with a peak at $3.4 in January, dips to $2.11 in April, bounces back to $2.6 in May, plunges again toward $2 in June, and then makes a triumphant return above January’s high. A veritable symphony of price action, if one can call such chaotic movements harmonious.
Back in 2010, Bitcoin was nothing more than a few pennies lying around, a token so humble it could barely afford a cup of coffee. Fast forward a mere year-poof! It’s at $20. By 2016, it’s strutting around at $17,000. And now? Well, it’s out here at $100K+, having flirted with a high of $123K just this past July. Quite the Cinderella story, if you ask me.
But wait, there’s more! Junior isn’t just throwing money around; he’s joining as a strategic advisor. Yes, folks, the man who once hunted elephants (allegedly) is now hunting regulatory loopholes. Investors are practically doing cartwheels because this might mean Polymarket could waltz back into the U.S. after being booted out by regulators in 2022. Apparently, they’ve acquired a CTFC-licensed exchange called QCEX, which sounds about as exciting as watching paint dry but is apparently very important. 🕺💼
Meanwhile, the hat-less heroes of the altcoin world-ETH, SOL, DOGE, HYPE, and CRO-are living their best lives, defying the downtrodden spirit of the bears with their audacious growth over the recent period.
All this in just over three months since launching in May 2025. Did it take steroids? Nope, just some good old-fashioned market mania and maybe a sprinkle of speculative fairy dust.
Currently, GCUL is in the hush-hush phase of private testing, aiming to conquer a multi-trillion-dollar market that seems to be as elusive as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
Token unlocks are a key liquidity event. Or, as I like to call them, “the moment when all your digital dreams come crashing down.”