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Well, current miners are making $340,000 per block, even though they’re getting half the Bitcoin they did in 2020. Go figure!

But hark! Hoskinson, ever the sage, dismisses the plebeian obsession with price charts. “All you care about is the price. It’s the price. Price goes up, price goes down,” he chided, his tone laced with the exasperation of a man who has watched Bitcoin’s rollercoaster ride from $1 to $100,000 and back again. “But why are we here? Where has the durability come from over the last 15 years?” 🤔💹

This isn’t just a casual day at the office for ZEC. With this latest shake-up, it now sits at 21st place in the global crypto rankings, just a hair below Litecoin’s $7.29 billion market cap and its $95 price tag. The big question: will Zcash keep this momentum and climb into the top 20, a place it has yet to conquer? Only time will tell, darling. ⏳

AllUnity’s euro-backed EURAU, a stablecoin as reliable as a German clockmaker’s tea time, has embarked on a grand tour of multiple blockchains. This endeavor, a union between Deutsche Bank and DWS, is facilitated by Chainlink’s cross-chain infrastructure. The result? A symphony of interoperability, albeit one that might give a bureaucrat a migraine. This expansion, spanning Ethereum, Arbitrum, and Base (not to mention Optimism, Polygon, and Solana), is hailed as a seismic shift toward institutional adoption-though one wonders if institutions have ever met a acronym they didn’t adore.

Hansen made this announcement on X (yes, that’s still what we’re calling Twitter) on October 31, reminding us that the ticking clock on 2025 doesn’t just signal the end of the year, but possibly the end of sanity for those in crypto regulation.

The plot thickens! With all these mixed signals bouncing around, a burning question arises: Are the whales whispering to each other about a secret crash that only the “smart” traders (and a few retail enthusiasts) are blissfully ignoring?

Journalist Eleanor Terrett, ever the chronicler of financial intrigue, notes that SEC Chair Paul Atkins has winked at such maneuvers during the government shutdown. Canary and Bitwise, those cunning foxes, have already slipped Solana, Litecoin, and Hedera ETFs past the gatekeepers. But XRP? Ah, XRP-the crypto world’s Shakespearean protagonist, forever teetering between triumph and tragedy. 🎭

Pour yourself a coffee, dear reader, for the crypto market has decided to take a nap. ETF inflows? Drier than a Tolstoy novel. Digital asset treasuries? Unwinding faster than a Russian aristocrat’s fortune. Traders? Lost in the existential void of flatlining sentiment. Analysts whisper of structural fatigue and psychological exhaustion, as if the market itself has grown weary of its own drama. 🥱

Now, don’t just sit there in disbelief. The token $VALOR, launched on America Launchpad (yes, that America Launchpad, whatever that is), has rocketed into the wallet, becoming the biggest thing since $TRUMP. A total of 27.37 million $VALOR (around $240K) has been transferred to the team’s wallet. And let me tell you, that’s a lot of zeros. 🤑

This isn’t just a fluke, folks. It’s a sign of a more grown-up blockchain world-one that actually provides value, rather than relying on “moonshot” fantasies. The decentralized finance (DeFi) and Web3 ecosystems are the backbone of this newfound maturity.