Blockchain Group’s Bitcoin Bonanza: 1,904 BTC and a 1,348.8% YTD Yield šŸ¤‘

This delightful announcement follows the final completion of a capital increase, as part of the ā€œATM-typeā€ capital increase program with TOBAM, which raised about €1 million and facilitated the acquisition of 11 BTC. One might say, it’s like finding a small fortune in the back of a sofa. Additionally, the company completed a convertible bond issuance through its Luxembourg subsidiary, raising €10 million to acquire 105 BTC. The Blockchain Group reported a year-to-date BTC Yield of approximately 1,348.8%, with a BTC Gain of about 539.5 BTC and a BTC € Gain of roughly €49.7 million. The average acquisition price for the total BTC holdings is approximately €90,332 per bitcoin. Quite the bargain, wouldn’t you say? šŸ¤‘

Crypto Miners, Beware! 🚨

The Russian Ministry of Energy, Federal Tax Service (FTS), and Ministry of Digital Development have joined forces to create this register, because, as we all know, unity is strength šŸ’Ŗ. Deputy Energy Minister Petr Konyushenko confirmed that this register has already been dispatched to regions experiencing heightened miner activity, because who needs secrecy, anyway? 🤫

Will Bitcoin Go Bonkers?

Crypto YouTuber Lark Davis is practically bouncing with excitement, predicting a “parabolic move” (whatever that means – sounds like something you’d do on a pogo stick 🤹) that could propel Bitcoin to a whopping $250,000 in the next few months. Steady on, Lark, old chap!

Floki Price Goes Berserk!

Trading volume is getting jiggy with it, rising alongside the price like a perfectly choreographed dance routine. At the time of writing, Floki’s trading at approximately $0.00008615, following a sharp daily upswing that’s got everyone screaming, “I’m rich! I’m rich!” šŸ¤‘