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You betcha! Inflows to Binance dropped from 22,800 to 13,500 transactions-slower than a turtle on a Sunday stroll. 🐢💤

Yet, lest we forget, the past week saw a slight dip, a mere stumble on the icy path to glory. But fear not, for the broader activity whispers-nay, cackles-of renewed vigor. The charts, those fickle scribbles of fate, paint a “cup-and-handle” pattern, a sign as clear as a penguin’s derrière that an upward march may be nigh. The base support at $0.0174 stands firm, a fortress of feathers, while the price climbs with the grace of a penguin on a treadmill. Resistance looms at $0.045, but should our flightless friends breach this barrier, the sky (or at least $0.185) is the limit! 🚀✨

This parliamentary win is not just a tickle for Milei’s fancy; it’s a firm grasp on Congress that might raise eyebrows higher than the hatted bourgeoisie of a St. Petersburg salon. However, as the LIBRA cryptocurrency scandal swirls like a brisk wind in autumn, Milei’s credibility dances dangerously on a tightrope.

Apparently, the entire crypto market – all of it! – is now worth $3.9 trillion. Which is a number so big it ceases to have any meaning. It’s up 3.68% today, and the general trading volume has gone positively bonkers, jumping 68.41% to $139.39 billion. Honestly, it all sounds terribly… active. I need a lie down.

During a recent earnings gabfest, McGranahan blurted out that Western Union is “actively putting on a circus show with stablecoin magic tricks,” allowing them to ditch those dusty old banking systems, pick up the speed, and nab that elusive capital efficiency. 🎩✨

For a while there, it hovered around $0.172, which, let’s be real, is less than the price of a decent gumball. But then, a miracle! Or maybe just a bored whale with too much money. Overnight, it jumped 20%. Twenty percent! It’s now at $0.25, a “three-week peak,” which sounds far more impressive than it is. It’s like saying your houseplant reached a “three-week height record” after you finally remembered to water it. 🌱

Alas, Bitcoin’s journey hath not been without its trials. ‘Twas but a fleeting moment ago that it dipped below the $108,000 mark, testing the mettle of its adherents at the $106,720 zone. Yet, lo! A fresh increase hath taken root, propelled by a surge past the $112,000 resistance.

The Journal’s informants, those scurrying little mice in the corridors of power, whisper that this was brewing for a while. Old Gasparino, the Fox fellow, hinted as much some time ago. A pardon! Imagine the audacity! As if a few rules are meant for lesser folk.

Well, the sky’s the limit-or at least $3.1 and $3.4-if the cryptocurrency gods are feeling generous. Still, don’t get ahead of yourselves; XRP needs to conquer the tricky $2.64 and $2.77 levels first, like a squirrel editing out the nuts it doesn’t want.

Hold onto your wallets, XRP is flirting with $2.63, inching closer to the glorious $2.75-$2.80 resistance range, which could launch it towards $3! 🚀 After weeks of being a total wallflower, XRP’s decided to get back in the dance and gain more than 10%. Oh, and it broke above the 200-day moving average, which, in technical terms, means-get ready for some drama. 🏆