Cryptonews

In the weary expanse of San Francisco’s fog-shrouded streets – where dreams of decentralized finance flutter like moths around a flickering lamp – Aave Labs, that tireless juggernaut of DeFi, announced its acquisition of Stable Finance. A startup born of good intentions, yet doomed to the same satirical farce as all ambitious ventures. Details of the transaction? Naturally, concealed, like a character’s motives in one of my melancholy tales. 💸🤷‍♂️

These faint murmurs of revival may be the very sirens calling the whales to their feast.

Why? Well, apparently, some lunatic could send a single transaction that eats up an entire block’s gas. Like, what even is that? A crypto-sized buffet line where someone takes all the food? Now they’re capping it at 2²⁴ gas (which is just 16,777,216 in plain English). Congrats, Ethereum. You’ve finally invented math. 🧮

The index, a leviathan of numbers, stands at 3576.17, swelling by 1.3% (+44.29) since the hour struck four on Wednesday’s clock. A modest ascent, yet in this arena, every fraction is a battle won or lost. Fifteen of the twenty assets, like obedient soldiers, march upward, while the rest linger in the shadows of stagnation.

no more transactions involving A7A5 anywhere in the EU.

If Bitcoin had a personality, it’d be that friend who shows up to every party with a suitcase of Monopoly money and a story about escaping a black hole. Today’s daily chart is a tale of desperate ambition: after peaking at $126,272 (a number so high it makes Mount Everest blush), it plummeted to $103,530, leaving traders clutching their keyboards like they’re about to stop a supernova. Volume spiked so hard, it probably caused ripples in the space-time continuum. 😂

Meanwhile, the technical patterns-those squiggly lines that analysts love to overanalyze-show that WLD has broken down from an ascending channel. This channel, once the backbone of its upward momentum, now lies in ruins, like a forgotten Lego tower after a toddler’s rampage. 🧱💥 The analyst (probably sipping coffee and looking concerned) notes that if the bleeding continues, the next support level is around $0.40. That’s a steep correction, or as I like to call it, “a trip to the financial bargain bin.” 🛒

Schiff reckons gold’s just perfect for blockchain-says it’ll do everything Bitcoin can’t do, like actually being worth somethin’ when the chips are down. And he’s plannin’ to give folks a debit card linked to their gold or silver holdings, like you’re buyin’ groceries with a bag of coins. Sounds real fancy, until you realize it’s just “trust me, bro” gold-a “trust me” token, not the real deal. 🥴

This tantalizing tidbit emerges from Vet’s own frolics on the devnet, where he dallied with NFT mintings and payments, proclaiming with wicked glee: “Ah, what a splendid frolic for those NFT bazaars or exchanges-pure peer-to-peer pandemonium!”

A new report shows that banks, payment networks, and cloud providers – from SWIFT and to Google Cloud and Visa -are now leveraging blockchain at scale – reshaping how global finance moves, settles, and stores value. 🧠