Cryptonews
ProShares’ Crypto ETF: A Farce in the World of Digital Assets? 🎭
Nay, dear reader! ProShares shall conjure the index’s performance through total return swaps and derivatives, all while hiding behind a Cayman Islands subsidiary. A masterclass in legal acrobatics! 🌀
Bitcoin’s $200K Leap: $19B Crash? (Spoiler: Maybe)
The crypto market experienced a record $19 billion liquidation event on the weekend of Oct. 10, which caused Bitcoin’s (BTC) price to dip to a four-month low of $104,000 by Friday, CryptoMoon reported at the time. 🤯📉
Hong Kong’s Crypto Gambit: Solana ETF Shocks Wall Street!
On Wednesday, the SFC, that paragon of prudence, greenlit the China Asset Management Solana ETF, a product so daring it makes a Frenchman blush. 🇫🇷💸
Hong Kong Laughs in the Face of Regulator Fuss: Solana ETF Gets a Green Light

The ChinaAMC Solana ETF (03460, because numbers are fun) is set to moonwalk onto the stock exchange on October 27, with three shiny new currency options: HKD (3460), RMB (83460), and USD (9460). Each lot holds a tidy 100 SOL-enough to keep your wallet feeling slightly less like a punching bag.
Coinbase’s Base: Privacy for Your Coins, Not Your Sanity 🤯💸
Base is building private transactions.
We acquired Iron Fish in Mar 2025 to start working on this. More to share soon.
Crypto ETPs Are Exploding: Are We Ready for the New Financial Frontier? 🤑
In the world of crypto, Bitcoin, Solana, and XRP are pulling off more ETP filings than a desperate contestant on a reality TV show trying to avoid elimination. Meanwhile, the usual suspects-Bitcoin and Ethereum-are merely biding their time in the shadows, watching the new kids on the block get more than ten filings each. It seems investors are no longer just enamored with the OGs; they’re diversifying their crypto portfolios quicker than I can swipe left on a dating app.
🃏 Paysafecard: The Gulag of Gambling? 🤑
To navigate this labyrinth of online casinos, one must seek the Paysafecard casino deposit guide-a trusted map through the wilderness of operators. It curates, it highlights, it saves you from the trial and error that is the true gulag of the gambler’s life. Security, speed, bonuses for 2025-all laid out like a well-organized barracks. 🗺️🏰
Fed’s “Skinny” Account: Crypto’s Ticket to the Big Leagues? 🚀💸
So, Federal Reserve Governor Chris Waller (yeah, the one who probably still thinks Bitcoin is a type of bird) just dropped a hot take at the Fed’s payments conference. Apparently, he’s all about this new “payment account” thing, which is basically a VIP pass for crypto firms to access the Fed’s payment infrastructure without having to wear a full banking license suit. Fancy, right? 💼🤓