It announced its Dogecoin treasury, with the blessing of the Dogecoin Foundation, on September 5. It also confessed it has over $20 million in unrealized gains since launching its treasury-a flutter of unspent champagne in the ledger, if you will. 😂
According to the latest gossip in the Stellar price gossip column, those heavy-hitters in your favorite suits might just be the reason this rocket is staying steady at rocket-fuel prices. Investors, listen up! 📈
Tighter liquidity means less money moving through markets, keeping Bitcoin languishing in its little range until some dramatic event stirs it awake.
But wait-before we all rush in like it’s a Black Friday sale, let’s ask: Is this rally of COAI truly sustainable? What exactly should investors be thinking before they toss their hard-earned dollars into this shiny new digital venture?
For many, memecoins act as an entry point into crypto, lowering the barrier with humor and relatability, while for others, they serve as speculative assets that reflect the unpredictable spirit of the market. As October 2025 begins, the memecoin market is once again proving its resilience and unpredictability. With that in mind, here are thirteen memecoins that stand out this month-because who needs a 401(k) when you can gamble on a cartoon dog? 🐶🎲
The post? A simple list. “BTC, ETH, BNB, SOL, POLY.” You know, just casually dropping the name of a potential new token alongside the heavyweights of the crypto universe. As if that’s something you do every day. Shayne’s aiming high, folks.
Ah, the modern world! One truly begins to question the very nature of existence, does one not? It appears that even the immutable laws of good taste are crumbling before the onward march of…well, a coin bearing the likeness of a former president. This “Trump Coin ETF,” a curious creation born of the digital realm and the Solana blockchain – a phrase that itself sounds like a minor ailment – has apparently found lodging within the hallowed halls of the DTCC. TRPC, they call it. As if a simple string of letters could contain the societal implications of such a thing! 🙄
The Global Settlement Network, a blockchain behemoth, has joined forces with the Diacente Group, a Ugandan tech titan, to tokenize $5.5 billion in real-world assets-surely a step closer to utopia, or at least a very secure vault! 🧠🔒
Let’s talk crypto derivatives, shall we? CME Group (that’s the big, fancy operator for those of you living under a rock) is about to drop some seriously regulated options. Set your calendars for next week because, according to their latest bombshell on Oct. 6, they’re rolling out U.S. Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC)-regulated options on XRP and Solana futures. Big news for crypto fans and institutional wallets alike.
Apparently, everyone in Latin America is losing their minds over this. Investors are like, “Is this the future or just another way to lose my shirt?” 🤔 Meanwhile, I’m over here wondering if they’ll accept Bitcoin for a decent pastrami sandwich. 🥪
