The latest Bybit Smart Money report, whispered into the ears of crypto.news on July 30, reveals a choreography of dual-track strategies. Sophisticated investors, with the precision of seasoned dancers, deepen their engagement with Ethereum (ETH) through derivatives and staking products, while simultaneously casting sidelong glances at altcoins with the promise of asymmetric returns.
In the grand tapestry of American economic life, the U.S. gross domestic product (GDP) expanded by 3% in the second quarter, as reported by the Department of Commerce’s Bureau of Economic Analysis. The news, akin to a rare ray of sunshine piercing through the gloom, brought a smile to the face of President Trump, who declared it a victory of his own making. Stock markets, ever the faithful followers of economic whims, responded with cautious optimism. Bitcoin, that enigmatic and oft-misunderstood currency, showed a glimmer of hope, rising a modest 0.41%. 🌟
According to a press release dated July 30 (yes, we’re still talking about it), WLFI is all-in on Falcon’s cross-chain liquidity party. Because who doesn’t love a good liquidity pool? Especially when it’s got $10 million in party favors. 🎉
Vitalik Buterin, the supposed genius with a beard that’s seen more ups and downs than a rollercoaster, took the stage at ETHCC 2025 and declared, “Adoption alone doesn’t make you a hero.” Turns out, many so-called decentralized apps are about as autonomous as a vending machine that takes your money but never gives the snack. 🚀🕹️
Tradingview became a Dostoevskian confession booth, where a pseudonymous analyst whispered warnings into the void: SHIB hovered, moth-like, by the arc lamp of resistance. $0.000014—the candle on which so many dreams singed their wings. Above that, $0.00001432, one more step upward, a tatty curtain fluttering in the wind, and behind it—the bears, licking their chops, hungry for a post-rally snack.
All this drama: no mention of the purchase, no market commentary, not even an attempt to decode “digital energy”—perhaps Saylor’s way of winking at us, a little cryptic jest. Because why explain when silence is so much more poetic?
Grab a coffee for this outlier, Twenty One Capital, whose CEO and co-founder chooses to buck the trend against rising institutional adoption of Ethereum (ETH). 🕵️♂️
Back in the day, Trump signed an executive order pushing for a Bitcoin stash and a full-on digital asset reserve. But this new report from the Working Group on Digital Asset Markets? Crickets on that front. It’s like they decided to pivot hard without even a courtesy text. Rude. 📵
Apparently, folks are taking their precious Bitcoin off the exchanges as if it’s hot potatoes—except this time, it’s a good thing. The reserves have been trickling down since January, and this 2% dip probably has traders sweating, thinking about the legendary Bitcoin supply squeeze. By the way, less than 15% of all Bitcoin was chilling on exchanges since 2018—fancy that? Looks like everyone’s hoarding, waiting for the moon. 🌙✨
Picture, if you will, a baron dining lavishly and yet never touching his soup. Such is Bitcoin, as it sulks sourly between the $116K and $123K boundaries, not moving so much as a mouse daring a dance upon the czar’s boot. Buyers glance at sellers, sellers at buyers, both half-afraid, half-bored, like bureaucrats at a particularly tedious tea party.