With this shiny feature, you can set your sights on buying at prices lower than the current market cringe-fest. Because who wants to chase the hamster wheel of market watching all day? Not you. And hey, if the buy doesn’t happen, no worries — you earn a sweet fixed APR as consolation prize. That’s some *kind* of patience, right?
In a spectacular display of political bravado, U.S. Senator Cynthia Lummis (R-WY) trotted out the 21st Century Mortgage Act on July 29, with the intent of dragging federal mortgage policy out of the Stone Age and into a glittering, pixelated world where digital assets are just as respectable as good old-fashioned dollars. It’s about time, isn’t it? This proposed legislation gives a thumbs-up to the Federal National Mortgage Association (Fannie Mae) and the Federal Home Loan Mortgage Corporation (Freddie Mac), compelling them to treat those mysterious digital holdings as legitimate players in this game we fondly call home loans. Perhaps Fannie and Freddie are finally ready to join the 21st century instead of sending their mail via carrier pigeon.
According to Arkham data, as reported by the ever-vigilant blockchain sleuths at Lookonchain, this “Bitcoin OG” has finally decided to cash in after 12 years of doing absolutely nothing. 🕺🎉
Now, let’s dissect this little theatrical performance, shall we? The main act is ADA reclaiming its point of control — a stubborn little bugger — after enduring several humiliating rejections. But this time, with the flair of a seasoned actor, it’s come back with a bang, bolstered by volume so bullish, it practically demands a standing ovation. If this level holds, darling, the stage is set for an audacious leap towards that sweet, irresistible resistance point at $1.19. 🎭
Additionally, firms around the world continue to invest in BTC and altcoin stockpiles. Jordan Fried was named as the incoming CEO of a corporate Bitcoin buyer, but he’s simultaneously the Chairman of an HBAR treasury firm.
Well, bless its heart, the price of SHIB has decided to decline by a whopping 3.79% in the last 24 hours. It must be auditioning for a sad story! 😢
Guess what? On July 29, the Hong Kong Monetary Authority rolled out the red carpet but said “Nope!” to stablecoin licenses for now. Who needs them, anyway? 💁♂️ They’ve got a brand-new regulatory framework that kicks in on August 1, so sit tight!
For the uninitiated (hi, Mom!), Bitcoin Core is the *main* open-source software running the blockchain. Yes, the one everyone’s obsessed with. 🤑
According to the sages at CoinMarketCap, Stellar is flirting with a golden cross—a term so fancy it sounds like something you’d find in a treasure hunt. This cross, where the 9-day and 26-day moving averages kiss on the hourly chart, hints at a possible breakout. It’s like when two old friends meet after years apart, and you know something big is about to happen.