Our beloved Upexi, Inc. (Nasdaq: UPXI), just announced a major deal with A.G.P./Alliance Global Partners. The cherry on top? They can casually sell up to $500 million in common stock whenever their little hearts desire, and guess what? No commitment fee! Because who needs financial commitment when you’re in the wild world of crypto? 🎉
Imagine, if you will, a dip towards the hallowed price of $111,673 — a magical figure, once a ceiling that towered ominously over investors like a menacing cloud during a picnic. Now, it presents itself as a sturdy support, beckoning those patient souls who linger in the shadows, awaiting their opportune moment like cats stalking a slumbering mouse. 😼
The momentum is palpable, or so they say. Just last month, wallets stuffed with these futuristic assets exploded by a staggering 680%. What they neglect to mention is that every dollar of physical value making its grand entrance comes shackled with a mountain of legal, custodial, and technical liabilities. Cue the ominous music. 🎶
Justin Sun, the man who probably thinks “corporate treasury” is a fancy way of saying “buy more tokens,” is now planning to raise funds through stocks, bonds, and other securities to purchase even more TRX. Because nothing says “stability” like holding a cryptocurrency that’s more volatile than a teenager’s mood. 🧠
Source: fiscal year 2026 Report (because yes, we’re already living in the future).
Wall Street had a little party on Monday, but then someone spilled the punch. 🥳🍾 The Dow Jones was like, “Nah, I’m good,” and dipped 0.10%, while the S&P 500 was all, “I’m almost there, guys!” and inched up 0.03%. Nasdaq, the cool kid, flexed with a 0.29% gain. 🤓📈
Picture this: a $86 billion giant called IBIT, the biggest Bitcoin ETF on the planet, now doing more volume than all of those bond and emerging market ETFs combined—like the prom king having his moment on the dance floor. People are so hooked, they’re using options to hedge their bets, akin to buying insurance for a car you’re pretty sure will explode, but in a really fancy way. Rocky Fishman, a guy with more initials than a spy novel, said it’s rare for an ETF to develop a bustling options market so quickly—eight months in, and it’s already the Meryl Streep of trading (or at least the Brad Pitt).
Traders, those eternal optimists, are glued to the $1.368 mark, treating it like the gatecrasher at a posh party that might just let in a horde of gains. Meanwhile, at this very moment, the daily chart’s technical tomfoolery—indicators and all—whispers of growing hoards of buyers flexing their muscles. 💪
VINE, the meme coin that’s as flaky as a poorly baked croissant, soared to $0.17, with daily volume spiking to $842 million—enough to buy a small island (if you’re into that sort of thing) 🏝️. A 322% increase in volume? It’s as if the entire crypto world suddenly remembered they had a bank account 🤯.
Valued at a cool $110 billion, this Nasdaq darling (IBKR) is flirting with the idea of issuing a stablecoin, but hasn’t quite decided if it will craft one in-house or borrow a page from another’s playbook. According to Peterffy, who spoke to Reuters reporter Anirban Sen, “We’re weighing our options, dear, but we haven’t quite decided on the final act yet.”
