The epicenter of tension-if one may dare to call it that-was how the agency managed those tangled cases involving individuals nestled snugly within the orbit of the current President, Donald Trump. Truly, what a tangled web we weave!
Andre Whitehurst of North Carolina, a postal worker, was accused of stealing checks from the mail, according to the Department of Justice.
Bitcoin’s price rose 3.1% on Tuesday morning, reaching $70,352. This bounce back follows a dip below $68,000 over the weekend. Other cryptocurrencies like ether, solana, dogecoin, and XRP also saw gains, increasing by 2 to 4%.
Behold, the market, that fickle mistress, turns her back on gold, as if it were but a trinket of yesteryear. Yet, our intrepid economist, Peter Schiff, stands firm, his gaze fixed on the horizon of inflation and fiscal extravagance. On the 23rd of March, he took to the digital stage of X, proclaiming deficits and monetary whims as the architects of gold’s future glory. A tale as old as time, yet ever new in its absurdity.
This past Sunday, the esteemed United States Department of Justice, in their sober deliberations, expressed skepticism regarding the validity of a letter dispatched from the confines of Bankman-Fried’s prison abode, which was intended to bolster his plea for a new trial. They cited disheartening discrepancies in the aforementioned letter’s signature, address, and delivery-a veritable trifecta of bewilderment.
All this cash? Going straight into the Bitcoin piggy bank. Because apparently, Strategy’s motto is “Bitcoin or bust.”
As the U.S.-Israel campaign against Iran stretches into its fourth week, the strait remains a chokepoint, its waters as tense as a cat on a hot tin roof. Global trade, that fickle mistress, quivers in anticipation. The Strait of Hormuz, a lifeline for oil and liquefied natural gas, has become a stage for absurdity, its disruptions sending shivers through supply chains far and wide.
Meanwhile, data from BeInCrypto’s Dune dashboard reveals that our dear Hyperliquid is the sole major perpetual DEX basking in the warm glow of market share growth in 2026. Such fundamental strength, alas, has yet to translate into an exhilarating breakout-though spot buyers and derivatives positioning are whispering sweet nothings, suggesting this lull may be as fleeting as a summer romance.
In a recent letter, Larry Fink explained that the current financial system has largely benefited those who already have investments, leaving many workers behind. He believes this inequality, along with growing government debt and low levels of investment by the general public, is creating challenges for the traditional financial system in the U.S.
Polymarket, one of the titans of prediction markets, has unveiled a suite of measures intended to rein in the wild stallions of illegal activities on its platform.
