Apparently, they’re teaming up with Consensys (yes, the blockchain wizards) and a bunch of fancy banks like JPMorgan Chase, HSBC, and basically every other name that makes your wallet cry. Over 30 of them! Because nothing says “innovation” like a group project with 30 overachievers. 👩💻👨💻
Behold, dear reader, the genius of Charting Guy, who has apparently discovered a financial sorcerer’s stone: an unnamed asset that leads XRP’s price by precisely 29 days. How delightfully precise! Since January 2025, this shadowy companion has danced in perfect harmony with XRP’s pivots, as though they were partners in a well-rehearsed ballet.
SEI price today reflects a growing wave of institutional interest, akin to a squirrel chasing a nut through a snowstorm. Recently, an analyst highlighted via an X post that Apollo’s ACRED fund has marked the first major Wall Street tokenization project, which is built on Sei. This is signaling unprecedented validation, or as I call it, “the moment when even a bureaucratic ghost from the Soviet era would nod in approval.” 🐾
After dropping a Sunday teaser with a chart and the line “Always Be Stacking,” Saylor’s firm made good on the mantra the very next day, snapping up more BTC for its ever-growing stash. “Strategy has acquired 196 BTC for $22.1 million at $113,048 per bitcoin,” Saylor wrote on Monday morning at 8 a.m. Eastern. “As of 9/28/2025, we hodl 640,031 BTC acquired for $47.35 billion at $73,983 per bitcoin. Saylor isn’t just stacking-his firm has turned bitcoin accumulation into a full-blown performance art. With more than 640,000 coins now in the vault, Strategy’s playbook seems to be: when in doubt, buy more BTC.
Ah, Revolut-one of Europe’s most valuable startups-is considering this grand gesture of dual listing in London and New York for its IPO, according to a source in the know (who may or may not have been sipping tea at the time). If it goes through, this could be quite the spectacle. Not only would it be the first to do such a thing, but it might also send a rather confident message to London’s financial center. Quite the vote of confidence, wouldn’t you say? 😏
While bitcoin has recently become the talk of the town (thanks to the Trump Administration’s crypto antics and corporations treating it like a shiny new toy), it still has a long way to go before it’s truly “mainstream.” Sani, the on-chain oracle, examined the blockchain to find out who’s really pulling the strings. Spoiler: it’s not you. 🧙♂️
Apparently, the labor market is now the “critical macro signal” for Bitcoin. Which means economists, who were spectacularly wrong about inflation for, oh, the last two years, are now going to tell us what color our digital coins should be. Great. 🙄
A clever chap called Nate Geraci (a Crypto ETF detective, if you will) reckons BlackRock *could* cough up an application for an XRP ETF. The BlackRock people themselves aren’t saying, of course – they never do. But Robbie Mitchnik, a rather important fellow at BlackRock who deals with all the digital jiggery-pokery, did explain what they look for in these things.
Major players have made bold moves in the Aster ecosystem in the past 24 hours. Most notably, celebrity investor MrBeast, who purchased over 167,000 ASTER tokens, worth $305k. At the same time, as per Defillama, Aster’s daily fee haul is topping $14.3 million, more than Uniswap, and second only to Tether. 🐉💎
Now, it’s hanging out at a spot that’s more critical than the last episode of a soap opera-right at the support-turned-resistance zone. It’s like the big finale; if it clears this hurdle, we might be looking at some serious bull market fireworks. 🐂🔥
