According to the Delaware Division of Corporations, this new entity was officially registered on August 13. Just another day in the life of asset managers, who shuffle papers like farmers sow seeds, hoping something will grow. This is often the first step before they march their plans to the grand temple of the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission. 📜✨
And of course, we were there-because if there’s live drama, we want front row seats-and a camera crew. Watch out, Kardashians, the crypto scene just got a whole lot more Bali-licious.
Qubic (QUBIC), that enfant terrible of the crypto world, has taken the lead in the latest altcoin rally, sending the Monero (XMR) community into a tizzy. On the fateful Wednesday, August 13, Qubic soared 25% to a daily high of $0.000003121, before settling at $0.000003006-a performance as dramatic as a Waugh novel. 🎭
The buzz around stablecoins is heating up faster than a slice of toast in a toaster on Éclair mode. Coinbase is making headlines again-because who doesn’t love a comeback story with a dash of liquidity? The plan? To boost USDC (that’s the stablecoin that’s second in line to USDT’s throne-just holding a crown, no big deal) across both the OG DeFi giants and the slightly less mature upstarts. Think of it as giving DeFi a nice shot of espresso-pep up or crash, your call.
It gets funnier: traders managed to shove about 14.4 billion DOGE into futures contracts in a single day, which, at $0.25, totals an eyebrow-raising $3.41 billion. That’s a lot of digital tokens sitting in limbo, waiting for some brave soul to decide whether to hold or fold. Some say this “investment” shows genuine confidence, while others are just watching the circus unfold with popcorn in hand.
Bitcoin takes another stab at price discovery while Wall Street bros foam at the mouth. Hold my oat-milk flat white, this could get messy. 🥵
Currently, XRP is doing its best impression of a tightrope walker after a recent pullback, teetering precariously near its critical support zone. If it can muster the strength to leap above $3.29, we could be looking at a rally of about 21%. That’s right, folks-$3.60 could be back on the table, and who doesn’t love a good comeback story? 🎉
By ShayanMarkets
This ain’t your grandpa’s diversification strategy. After hoarding 14,240 ETH like a squirrel with a grain silo, BTCS decided the NFT world was too juicy to ignore. “Blue-chip” NFTs, they call ’em-fancy talk for digital penguins worth their weight in pixels. And just like that, the company’s treasury got a little fatter, a little fluffier, and a whole lot weirder.
Ethereum, that crafty little rascal, closed at nearly its priciest mark on the date mentioned above. Why, it danced upward like a squirrel chasing a nut, reaching $4,700 for the first time since November 2021! And for what? Well, it appears that since the sixth of August, when it briefly dallied under $3,600, Ethereum has rallied nearly 30%! A true marvel, indeed, stealing the spotlight from its altcoin companions! 🎭
