Satoshi-Era Bitcoin Investor Owen Gunden Moves $290,000,000 in BTC

Now, as Bitcoin struggles to maintain its dignity above the $115,000 resistance level, the market seems to be caught in an almost Shakespearean tragedy. With buyers showing a distinct lack of conviction – akin to a teenager reluctantly doing their homework – Bitcoin has faced repeated rejections at the $114,000-$116,000 range on the daily chart. The cryptocurrency is currently trudging along at a humble $112,000. A quick glance at the 200-day moving average, sitting pretty at $108,000, tells us that it’s the last line of defense before the market could plunge into full-on correction mode. Let’s just say, the outlook isn’t great, but hey, at least the candles look pretty on the chart.

Crypto Chaos: Fed’s Rate Cut Sparks $817M Meltdown 🚨

Many traders, those hopeful dreamers, had pinned their hopes on a rally following the Federal Reserve’s 25-basis-point rate cut, yet their optimism withered like a rose in a desert when Fed Chair Jerome Powell, that enigmatic sage, hinted that another cut in December was not a certainty. His words, heavy with caution, ignited a panic among investors, who fled the market as though pursued by a spectral horseman. 🐴👻

AfD Wants BTC Crowned King of Crypto Amid EU Drama 🐘💰

The German opposition party, the Alternative for Germany (AfD), has escalated its stance on bitcoin (BTC) by filing a motion in the Bundestag (Parliament) calling for two key actions. First, the party wants the German government to exempt BTC from the European Union (EU)’s Markets in Crypto-Assets (MiCA) regulation during its national implementation. It also wants the government to officially recognize the cryptocurrency as a “strategic asset.”

🚨 Bybit & A Bank?! 🤯

Bybit and Anchorage Digital decided to become best buds today. Anchorage, you see, is a perfectly respectable crypto bank in the U.S. of A. They’ve taken charge of bbSOL, which makes it a terribly important, institutional-backed token. It’s like giving your pocket money to a headmaster! This creates a wonderfully orderly way to dabble in staking, very efficient indeed. Important? Oh yes, exceedingly!

Bitcoin’s Big Swoon: What’s Next? 🤯

Bitcoin’s sharp reversal? Blame it on the Fed’s “data-dependent” approach. Like, duh, of course they’re dependent on data! What’s next, they’re gonna start using a compass? 🧭 Powell’s speech? More like a “I’m not saying I’m scared, but I’m definitely not saying I’m not scared” vibe. The market? Totally confused. 🤷‍♂️

Circle’s Arc Testnet: The Crypto Circus Begins with Visa, Mastercard & BlackRock! 🎪🚀

Imagine, over 100 titans of finance, technology, and payments dancing in harmony, all eager to bridge the chasm between old-school banking and the shiny new on-chain cosmos. A veritable feast for the curious and a headache for the skeptics! Circle’s CEO Jeremy Allaire, with a flourish, claims Arc connects every nook and cranny of the global economy, making lending, foreign exchange, and payments as easy as a Sunday stroll – if Sunday involved sub-second finality and dollars, of course.

APAC’s Digital Currency Showdown: CBDC vs Stablecoin-Who’s Winning the Race?

Hong Kong finished testing its digital currency pilot program on October 28th, and Japan’s new stablecoin, JPYC, quickly reached a value of over 50 million yen in just two days. Meanwhile, South Korea cautioned about the potential dangers of stablecoins losing their fixed value, and Australia announced clearer rules for how stablecoins will be regulated on October 29th.