This service, a veritable cornucopia of digital alchemy, allows clients to buy, sell, and hoard their crypto within the sanctum of their bank accounts, with the principal tokens-Bitcoin, Ethereum, Litecoin, Polygon, and Cardano-now accessible as if they were the chosen few in a modern-day fable. 🧙♂️
This latest maneuver underscores the growing unease among regulators that traditional financial institutions are flirting perilously close to the digital asset abyss. While crypto-native firms have long relied on these tools, the Department of Financial Services now expects banks to join the party and sniff out nefarious activities with equal flair.
This flood of cash is basically institutional demand staking its claim like a dinner plate ignored at a cosmic buffet. ETFs have zoomed past their July peak, cementing their questionable but crucial role in driving Bitcoin’s rollercoaster market performance. Buckle up!
Now, don’t worry if you’re scratching your head about why this matters. CME’s Solana (SOL) and XRP (XRP) futures have already been tearing it up since they made their debut this year. According to the exchange (and trust me, they’re not known for hyperbole), the trading activity has been off the charts, so why not add a few more crypto products to the buffet? After all, it’s not like they’re playing it safe with Bitcoin and Ether – no, no. This is about making things *spicy*.
If all goes according to plan, this could be one of the first US products ever to track both the stock market and crypto assets under the same roof. It’s like if a cat and a dog finally decided to share a bed, and somehow, it works.
Fed Chair Jerome Powell, with the gravitas of a seasoned narrator, addressed the economic landscape. He observed that inflation, though softened from its mid-2022 excesses, remains a stubborn guest, lingering above the Fed’s desired 2%. Moreover, he noted the labor market’s diminished vigor, a concern as weighty as an unspoken secret in a drawing room. Powell predicts interest rates shall settle between 3.5% and 3.75% by the close of 2025, a reduction as modest as a curtsey at a ball. 🕴️
The lawsuit claims that a decade-long campaign of “intentional and malicious” defamation has been waged against Trump. But this isn’t just about a book or a few articles questioning his business skills-oh no, this is about the total annihilation of his reputation. Which, by the way, apparently extends to his crypto empire. Talk about taking things personally!
Hyperliquid is doing the unthinkable: supporting native FLR instead of wrapping it up like a crypto burrito. No more gas fees to unwrap tokens-because nothing says “user-friendly” like skipping the crypto version of untangling Christmas lights. 🎄🔌
Experts (because what report is complete without a few folks in suits pontificating?) blame this party on steady accumulation from the $601.25 support floor and an insatiable appetite from institutional buyers who apparently really like Binance Coin. Trading volume dances around $1.95 billion, and a market cap of $133.1 billion waves the flag of investor confidence-because nothing says “trust me” like fancy numbers. Now everyone’s got their eyes peeled for the mystical $1,000 level, a psychological Everest that may either become a summit or a slip-and-slide, with $900-$920 playing the safety net below.
Bullish (NYSE: BLSH), with a wink and a grin, announced Wednesday that its U.S. arm, Bullish US Operations LLC, has secured the coveted Bitlicense and Money Transmission License from the New York State Department of Financial Services (NYDFS). A bureaucratic triumph, no? 🥳
