So what’s the scoop? Well, the updated filing, which sounds about as thrilling as watching paint dry, reveals the lineup for this soon-to-be hit. Think of it as the “Best of U.S.-based Crypto” show. The index tracks coins that are proudly made, managed, or mined in the good old U.S. of A. Because when in doubt, make it American, even if it’s digital. 🇺🇸💻
From 2019 to 2024, our tale unfolds, focusing on the USD returns of Bitcoin, Ethereum, Binance Coin, Litecoin, and Monero. A cast of characters as unpredictable as a Moscow winter, each with its own tragicomic arc.
Apparently, Burry thinks Bitcoin’s recent flirtation with the six-figure club is just another charade-nothing more than a colossal game of financial musical chairs, with investors desperately clinging to hopes of a miracle. Because when you can’t find actual fundamentals, what could possibly go wrong? 🤔
Here’s the kicker: this all happened less than 24 hours after SUI’s $86.86 million token unlock. You’d think dumping that much supply into the market would send prices tumbling faster than a Jenga tower after a sneezing fit. But nope! The New York listing was like a shot of espresso to a sleepy market, sending SUI soaring while other altcoins sat there sipping decaf. ☕
BNB is showing a classic breakout pattern after a prolonged downtrend, with price action moving above a long-standing descending trendline. This shift follows a series of lower highs that previously maintained bearish control. The new movement above the trendline suggests a change in pressure, with buyers stepping in at a previously tested demand zone. The structure has created a more favorable environment for upward continuation if the current levels hold. 🌋📈
Circle est dans le vent. La société a accepté de fournir USDC à OpenMind, une startup de robotique et d’IA qui développe des systèmes où les agents autonomes paient pour des données, services et temps de calcul. Pour le monde extérieur, c’est une alliance. À l’intérieur de l’industrie, c’est un blueprint pour une économie machine. 🤖
The once-vaunted Zcash (ZEC), that cloak of digital secrecy, hath plummeted to $316 on the fateful day of Dec. 2, its lowest ebb in a moon’s cycle. The fervor that once buoyed its ascent-whispers of privacy and grandeur-hath waned, leaving naught but ashes and lamentations. A broader crypto tempest, stirred by the mighty Vanguard, briefly lifted ZEC to $380, yet this mirage dissolved as swiftly as it appeared. By the hour of 1:30 p.m. EST, the coin lay prostrate beneath $350, a shadow of its former self. 🌪️💔
There’s a sort of charming disconnect, really – the traders are retreating, but the whales? Oh, they’re busy buying up every crumb that falls. This whiff of contradiction keeps things lively, if utter bafflement. This is the crypto version of “keep calm and carry on,” with a dash of fiscal inertia.
For weeks now, crypto has felt like the neglected orphan of finance-worse for wear and sporting a battered, yet optimistic smile, if ever such a thing was possible.
In a not-so-shocking twist, Peter Brandt dropped some truth bombs on Bitcoin’s future price action. He took to his X account (because who needs Twitter, right?) on December 1st and suggested that Bitcoin could surge into the stars-AFTER plummeting further. Classic crypto move, isn’t it?
