Cryptonews

At the heart of this glorious comeback are some truly daring bets on Bitcoin’s central role in the next phase of crypto. Strive Funds, the brainchild of the ever-so-charismatic entrepreneur-turned-political figure Vivek Ramaswamy, managed to pull in a staggering $750 million to chase high-yield Bitcoin strategies. Not to be outdone, the newcomer Twenty One Capital made a splash with a $585 million launch, aimed solely at beefing up their BTC reserves. Formed through a merger with Cantor Equity Partners and backed by crypto titans like Tether and SoftBank, this firm is positioning itself as a Bitcoin-native juggernaut. 🦾🔥

Market data shows these whales are already dipping their toes into pre-market perpetual contracts, especially on platforms like Hyperliquid and Binance. They’re clearly expecting a bit of volatility when the token’s initial coin offering (ICO) kicks off on July 12. One can only imagine the anticipation—will it be fireworks, or just a loud pop and a fizzle? 🧐

As I delved deeper into the world of cryptocurrency, I began to feel like a character in a farce, trapped in a never-ending cycle of ups and downs. Bitcoin price started a fresh increase after it cleared the $110,500 resistance zone, a feat that seems as impressive as a circus act.

President Trump picked Gould for the job months ago, and his confirmation could open new opportunities. However, his role might further centralize authority over crypto, a move which could backfire. 🤔😒

Hyperliquid, that enigmatic token, is now but a mere 12% away from its all-time high of $45.80. After weeks of what can only be described as a chaotic waltz, the daily chart reveals a slow but steady tilt in favor of the bulls. The most recent close at 40.90 in the last 24 hours is a testament to this. Should the price manage to break through this upper cluster, the path to retesting its all-time highs could be swift and decisive. 🚀

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This review, which began in April (because why not keep the suspense going for a few months?), is part of the EU’s grand scheme to ensure every member state plays nice when it comes to implementing the MiCA regulations. ESMA’s verdict? Malta’s oversight, like a half-baked soufflé, was lacking key ingredients—most notably, a good dose of pre-licensing attention. They basically said, “Let’s solve the problems *before* granting licenses, not afterwards when the damage is done.” Genius, right? 🙄

On July 10, Solana (SOL) surged over 4%, climbing from an intraday low of $153 to reach $159.60 by press time, marking one of the token’s strongest single-day moves in recent weeks. 📈

Ethereum’s price climbed to a high of $2,821.56 on July 10, the strongest level recorded since June 12. This upward momentum was largely driven by a renewed surge in demand for Ethereum spot ETFs, particularly in the United States. According to data from July 9, inflows into Ethereum ETFs spiked to $211.32 million, marking the second-largest daily increase since February.

Ali Martinez, a crypto trader followed by more people than I’ve met (or avoided meeting), just told his 139,600 X followers that Pudgy Penguin (PENGU)—yes, an NFT project named after the tuxedoed tap dancer of the arctic—is apparently poised to turn your sarcasm into quadrupled returns by August. You know, just after everyone forgets their New Year’s resolutions, but before your Aunt Sharon’s next “detox” phase kicks in.