Cryptonews

peak couldn’t even reach -50% vs peak in 2021.

Park, with a twinkle in his eye, claims the most potent Bitcoin catalyst isn’t techy upgrades or institutional fluff but a government saying, “Darling, I’d like to own a little.” A sovereign snap-through move, akin to a sprinkle of fairy dust on a rainy day. Theft by affection.

Ripple (XRP) token dropped to a low of $1.8430, down by 47% from its highest level this year. Its market capitalization now resembles a deflated balloon: $115 billion from a once-proud $200 billion. 💨

Breaking news, from high atop the Mount Glassnode, analysts muse over the latest fad in Realized Loss for XRP. This indicator, like a nosy neighbor, keeps track of the total amount of dollar dough investors have squandered through the sheer velocity of their transactions. 🏃‍♂️💸

The English authorities, those diligent keepers of order – or at least, those who occasionally glance in the direction of order – have lately stumbled upon a most curious affair. A veritable labyrinth of cash and digital phantoms, all swirling about attempts to circumvent the quite reasonable displeasure expressed towards Russia by the civilized world. A poor attempt, if you ask me.

Connecting your Paypay account is as simple as navigating the app’s Add Assets flow-though Lite balances and time-limited points are mysteriously absent. (Gasp! The audacity!) Of course, mandatory identity checks, funding caps, and enough risk warnings to make a lawyer blush accompany this rollout. Crypto assets, after all, are as volatile as a caffeinated squirrel 🐿️ and prone to operational hiccups. Who could have guessed?

The crown jewel of this week’s spree? Bullish, of course! 🦬 With a swagger that would make a tsar blush, ARK Innovation ETF (ARKK), ARK Fintech Innovation ETF (ARKF), and ARK Next Generation Internet ETF (ARKW) threw a cool $2 million at it. Why? Because Bullish gained 5.75% in a day, and who doesn’t love a good gamble? 🎲 Meanwhile, BitMine got a modest $830,000 pat on the back, though it closed slightly lower-but hey, it’s still floating around $26, so no tears here. 😢

The insatiable curiosity of financial guardians continues to sculpt the regulatory sands of the crypto bazaar. On the 21st of November, the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC), with a flourish of bureaucratic pomp, proclaimed that its Crypto Task Force-a cabal of earnest souls-had relocated their Financial Surveillance and Privacy Roundtable to the distant shores of December 15, 2025. A date so far removed, one might suspect it was chosen by a calendar-throwing dart. 🎯

In the last 24 hours, Bitcoin dropped a whopping 10%, plummeting to $82,172. Now, if you’re one of the poor souls holding onto their digital treasure, you’re probably wondering if you’ve caught the crypto version of the flu. The blame, as always, seems to fall on the big fish-whales and ETF investors-along with the retail crowd that’s just about had enough of the wild ride. 🙄