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As of the second of September, annum Domini 2025, the estimable defillama.com reports a fiat-pegged, U.S. dollar-driven crypto economy valuing at $284,558 million-an increase of no small degree from $267,091 million on the first of August. This represents a most noteworthy growth of $17,467 million. Notably, Master Tether, accorded the title USDT, having accreted a market cap near $167.97 billion, boasts control of 59.03% of said market’s worth. Witness, if you will, the grandeur of such numerals!

After a tumble that left it bruised and battered, Cardano found solace near $0.780, much like a prospector striking gold in a dry creek. It surged past $0.80 and $0.8250, its spirit unbroken. A triangle, as fleeting as a desert mirage, was left behind at $0.8250, and the price flirted with $0.840, reaching a peak of $0.8395 before pausing to catch its breath. It now rests above the 23.6% Fib retracement level, a thin thread of hope in the vast tapestry of the market.

Hyperliquid [HYPE] danced above the open price of $43 to flirt with $45, a day’s work for a crypto that’s seen better days. Market cap clung to $15 billion like a toddler to a teddy, with daily drawdowns less than 1%-because even chaos needs a nap.

Ethereum [ETH] kicked off September on shaky footing. 🧱

My dear, Vivopower International Plc, that darling Nasdaq-listed enterprise with a penchant for all things green, announced on the most unremarkable day of Sept. 2, 2025, that it has partnered with Doppler Finance. The objective? To enhance its XRP-based treasury strategy, of course! How très chic! The announcement, dripping with financial flair, states:

In a report that could only be titled “Don’t Sleep on Those Whales,” analyst Crazzyblockk (yes, that’s the name they chose) breaks down how *large* investors are flexing their muscles on Binance. The average ETH order size is climbing faster than my anxiety on a Monday morning!

On-chain data shows whales dumping nearly 250 million DOGE since late August. Yes, you read that right-*dumping*. It’s like they’re playing Jenga with the market, and we’re all just waiting for the tower to collapse. Funding rates on derivatives exchanges have gone negative too, meaning short sellers are paying longs. Sounds like someone owes someone else a drink at the crypto bar. 🍸

Mark thy calendars, dear reader, for on the 12th and 13th of November, 2025, the esteemed event, Bitcoin Histórico, shall commence! 🏛️ The National Bitcoin Office, with its cadre of luminaries-Ricardo Salinas, Jeff Booth, Max Keiser, and others-shall grace the stage. A veritable feast of words, though one wonders if their wallets are as full as their promises.

L’ambiance ? Électrique, comme un éclair dans une bibliothèque de mages. Soit vous entrez maintenant, soit vous regarderez le marché s’envoler sans vous, comme un dragon qui a oublié de vous inviter. Cette phase finale ne laisse place à aucune hésitation : le claim imminent va transformer cette ICO en un crash-test digne des meilleures farces de Rincevent. 🤪

On the fateful day of September 2, the tokenization platform Chintai Nexus, with a flourish worthy of a Victorian novelist, announced its partnership with the U.S. gold IRA provider SmartGold. The result? A staggering $1.6 billion of vaulted physical gold has been unceremoniously hauled onto the blockchain. 📜⛓️