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In a move that makes even the most hardened HODLer do a double-take, a whopping 220 million BGB tokens went up in smoke-poof-gone! It’s like burning calories but in crypto form-only worse, because they literally destroyed them. 🔥 The remaining 220 million tokens, under Bitget’s watchful eye, are now cozying up with the Morph Foundation-they’re officially locked away, but don’t worry, they’ll unlock a teensy bit-2%-every month. Slowly but surely, these funds will juice up liquidity, grow the ecosystem, and make learning about crypto as fun as a rollercoaster ride. 🎢

The platform now lords over decentralized perpetuals like a Mississippi king, snagging 70% of the pie from upstart rivals like Jupiter and Orderly Network. All this on its own Layer-1, the HyperEVM-a digital steam engine so swift and frugal, it’s got traders ditching centralized dens like they’re fleeing a barn fire. “Folks, this here’s the future,” they say, “or at least the next best thing to a time machine.”

CryptoRank’s like, “2023 and 2024 were lit with 3.99% and 7.11% gains, but the past six years? Red flags everywhere, honey.” 🏳️♀️ So, yeah, the next 30 days might be a bit… *dramatic*. But fear not! October and November are basically Bitcoin’s glow-up months. And with the GENIUS Act in the mix? Bullish vibes incoming. 🐂

According to the ever-watchful eyes of X user ‘etrouble’ (who, let’s face it, probably has a spreadsheet for *everything*), Aave’s not just leading the pack-it’s lapping it. With $1.1 billion in fees, it’s left its nearest rival, Venus, eating its dust with a measly $215.8 million. That’s like showing up to a pie-eating contest and realizing your opponent’s still stuck on the appetizer. 🥧🚀

The long upper and lower wicks of this pattern, reminiscent of a particularly chaotic game of tug-of-war, indicate that bulls and bears have been locked in a tussle neither side could win. The market, it seems, has been indulging in a masquerade ball of indecision, closing near its opening price like a guest who forgot the punchline.

Solana’s RWA circus now outshines BNB Chain ($420.9M) and nearly tops Stellar ($511.5M). A blockchain beauty contest, if you will. 🌟

But here’s the kicker: out of over 160 deals, less than five influencers bothered to add the obligatory #ad to their posts. It’s almost like they’re trying to sneak in promotions under the radar, as if market manipulation were just a mild suggestion, not a rule. 👀

From 2026 onwards, exchanges such as Upbit and Bithumb shall be burdened with the Sisyphean task of collecting the intimate details of foreign investors. Every transaction, every flicker of digital wealth, will be dutifully transmitted to faraway lands. By 2027, this Orwellian spectacle will unfold fully, entwining South Korea with 48 other nations in a grand dance of data, creating a veritable global panopticon for crypto. 🎭

This little nugget of wisdom was tossed into the fray during a heated squabble about Bitcoin, aiming to put some distance between Ripple’s brass and the XRP community, a bunch of folks as passionate as a pack of prairie dogs in a stampede.

Bloomberg whispers that margin trades hiding in the shadows of China’s equity market leapt to 2.28 trillion yuan ($320 billion) last Monday, outfoxing the fabled 2015 mark of 2.27 trillion yuan.