From whence cometh this bounty? Why, from the very lifeblood of the platform-fees extracted from the eager souls launching memecoins, those digital chimeras of the modern age. Daily, the buybacks march on, a relentless procession ranging from $1.3 million to $2.3 million, as if the platform itself were a voracious beast, ever hungry for its own progeny. 🦖💰
In his recent post on X, Saylor presented an AI-generated video that showcases “Station B,” a space station where B represents Bitcoin. An AI version of him can be seen acting as the guide to show how the Bitcoin network offers low-cost, seamless financial transactions, new products, and financial empowerment in the space station. But only if you have a degree in astrophysics and a wallet full of BTC. 🤖💼
Thursday morning – a bright and cheerful day, until Cook decided to file a lawsuit against President Trump after he casually announced he was going to fire her. Why? Oh, just the teeny little thing about mortgage fraud. Yeah, you heard it, folks. The scandal that erupted from Cook’s little real estate adventure in 2021. She bought a home and a condo – what a rebel! 🙄
As the chaps at Pi continue to tinker and toil, aiming for the big leagues of exchange listings and ecosystem wizardry, one can’t help but wonder: What’s the dashed bigger picture for 2025? Will it be champagne and caviar, or just another round of cold tea and soggy biscuits? 🧐☕
Hot off the samovar: @Grayscale waves S-1s for Cardano and Polkadot like declarations of love to the SEC bureaucracy. Of course, these aren’t virginal; Grayscale already tossed in 19b-4s once-because what’s ETF paperwork if not endless repetition?
The other cryptocurrencies were mostly doing that thing they do – existing. Some were sluggish. Some were even slower. Except CRO, which, having apparently been blessed by… well, significant people, decided to have a bit of a burst. From a measly $0.15 to $0.38? Honestly, the sheer audacity. It’s almost as if the universe is mocking our attempts at logical financial planning. 🙃
BONK’s trading at a humble $0.00002234 – up by nearly five percent in one day, yet losing ground over the week like a stubborn mule refusing to move forward. Its worth sits proud at $1.8 billion, with the trading volume shooting up over two hundred percent, making the market swallow a whole $632.9 million in just 24 hours. The price danced between $0.00001972 and $0.00002327, like a jitterbug in a dust storm.
Apparently, the big fish-aka whales-decided to throw a tantrum and sell like there’s no tomorrow, pushing prices down faster than a viral TikTok trend. Binance was basically the scene of the crime, with traders saying, “Yup, that’s where the party (and the loss) happened.” Some giant accounts made a quick dash, hitting stop orders so fast that even the flashiest Instagram stories would be jealous. 🚀
The legal team at Pomerantz LLP probably needed a stiff drink after filing this one back in May. Accusing Strategy of “misleading statements” is like blaming a cat for knocking over a vase-*obviously* chaotic energy, but did you really expect stability? 🐈⬛
Gone are the days of small, cautious steps. No, no. Gumi’s new strategy is like a sudden, wild jump into the pool, which has now become a trend in the corporate crypto world. It’s more than double their previous ¥1 billion Bitcoin buy, a reminder that no one ever really knows which direction to run in this digital race. Clearly, XRP’s appeal is growing, but is it enough to turn a profit? Only time (and a lot of market volatility) will tell. 😬
