According to this erstwhile skeptic, XRP has been quietly sketching an elegant “W” pattern on its weekly chart-a move so suave it could rival a tango champion. The sequence begins with a peak at $3.4 in January, dips to $2.11 in April, bounces back to $2.6 in May, plunges again toward $2 in June, and then makes a triumphant return above January’s high. A veritable symphony of price action, if one can call such chaotic movements harmonious.
Back in 2010, Bitcoin was nothing more than a few pennies lying around, a token so humble it could barely afford a cup of coffee. Fast forward a mere year-poof! It’s at $20. By 2016, it’s strutting around at $17,000. And now? Well, it’s out here at $100K+, having flirted with a high of $123K just this past July. Quite the Cinderella story, if you ask me.
But wait, there’s more! Junior isn’t just throwing money around; he’s joining as a strategic advisor. Yes, folks, the man who once hunted elephants (allegedly) is now hunting regulatory loopholes. Investors are practically doing cartwheels because this might mean Polymarket could waltz back into the U.S. after being booted out by regulators in 2022. Apparently, they’ve acquired a CTFC-licensed exchange called QCEX, which sounds about as exciting as watching paint dry but is apparently very important. 🕺💼
Meanwhile, the hat-less heroes of the altcoin world-ETH, SOL, DOGE, HYPE, and CRO-are living their best lives, defying the downtrodden spirit of the bears with their audacious growth over the recent period.
All this in just over three months since launching in May 2025. Did it take steroids? Nope, just some good old-fashioned market mania and maybe a sprinkle of speculative fairy dust.
Currently, GCUL is in the hush-hush phase of private testing, aiming to conquer a multi-trillion-dollar market that seems to be as elusive as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
Token unlocks are a key liquidity event. Or, as I like to call them, “the moment when all your digital dreams come crashing down.”
“Ether’s resurgence, seen as the swell waves of incoming flows, has been sturdy enough to warrant its own bank,” quoth March Zheng, a high fellow at Bizantine Capital, in a scribble to CoinDesk. “That ETH/BTC ratio perched low sent its share of whispers bubbling that a good comeback is about time, sweetened by firm shakes like stablecoin popularity and that newfangled regulation, supposedly.”
Co-CEO Joseph Chalom, sounding like a corporate philosopher, waxed poetic about the “regimented execution” of their strategy. He described it as a treasury play that’s less “investor confidence” and more “let’s buy a small country’s GDP.” Either way, it’s a bold move that’s got the crypto world whispering, “Is this genius or madness?”
Lutnick informed Trump that the Department of Commerce plans to publish its statistical data using blockchain technology, as you are a proponent of cryptocurrency, and we aim to make the nation’s GDP data accessible on this decentralized platform, facilitating data dissemination via the blockchain.