Three altcoin ETFs-Bitwise’s SOL, Canary’s LTC, and HBAR-will debut Tuesday, according to Eric Balchunas, a prophet of Bloomberg. One might say the SEC’s approval is less a regulatory act and more a divine nod from the Tsar of Tokens himself.
On a drizzly Sunday evening, one Nate Geraci, a fellow who knows his ETFs from his elbow, declared with a wink that the coming fortnight would be positively electric for those long-suffering spot crypto funds. Solana, XRP, LTC, and a gaggle of others were all lined up like eager schoolchildren, ready to launch into the fray. “All set and raring to go,” he chortled, as if the whole affair were a grand picnic.
In a move that’s as bold as a Coward one-liner, Citi has partnered with Coinbase to merge traditional banking with blockchain finance. How très chic! 🥂
This announcement follows a most curious surge of enthusiasm for VIRTUAL, which, ’tis said, reached a peak not seen in three moons, all thanks to bustling commerce upon the ‘chain’ and a few sly alliances forged of late.
But, alas! As is often the case when things go exceptionally well in this fickle financial fairground, the jubilation took a swift nosedive – quite expectedly, it must be said. Both assets have since donned the red, appearing rather embarrassed to be seen at the ticker tape’s party. 😰
The rapid integration of blockchain-based assets and stablecoins is redefining how money moves across borders, prompting Western Union (NYSE: WU) to adjust its long-term strategy. During its third-quarter 2025 earnings call on Oct. 23, the global remittance provider presented a detailed plan to embed blockchain infrastructure and stablecoin settlement mechanisms directly into its financial systems. This initiative signals a structural evolution aimed at lowering settlement costs, improving transaction efficiency, and modernizing Western Union’s global payments architecture as digital finance accelerates worldwide-though one might wonder if they’ve finally found a use for their ancient telegraph lines. 📡
XRP’s price made a comeback, managing to stay above $2.40. In case you didn’t notice, Bitcoin and Ethereum also decided to show up to the party.
Bloomberg’s erudite Senior ETF Analyst, Eric Balchunas, has confirmed that the NYSE is diligently granting certificates to a new crop of crypto ETFs-Bitwise’s Solana (SOL), Grayscale’s GSOL, and their ilk. It appears they’re all lining up to pirouette onto the grand stage, barring a last-minute apparition of the SEC’s shadowy intervention. But one suspect remains conspicuously absent: XRP. The community is left to ponder, with a soupçon of sarcasm, whether the SEC is perhaps too busy playing hide-and-seek with the elusive piece of the puzzle.
Approximately 83.6% of the Bitcoin populace is presently basking in profits, though one must be cautious not to be overexcited-exceeding 95% might turn the room into quite a combustive spectacle.
