What’s truly amusing is their sudden enthusiasm, especially after years of citing regulatory uncertainty and volatility concerns. Oh, the irony! Now they’re singing a different tune, praising Bitcoin’s institutional adoption and its diversification potential. It’s almost as if they’ve just noticed the elephant in the room. 🐘
Picture this: eight blocks, one miner, zero subtlety. It was as if Foundry USA decided to flex its computational muscles on the global stage. The pattern was glaring enough to make even casual observers do a double-take. Was it rigged? Nope. Just another day in the life of a massive mining pool flexing its dominance. 💪
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Should fortune favour Ethereum, history sings that the crypto banquet as a whole enjoys a more robust dessert course. When $ETH leads the conga line, the altcoins dust off their dancing shoes and follow-never ones to miss an invitation. But, my dear reader, just as the guests begin to relax, there comes a looming figure named Jerome, holding the metaphorical raincloud: if he slams the door on rate cuts in his Jackson Hole address, watch as $ETH, Bitcoin, and their crypto companions retreat to the pantry for a bout of corrective navel-gazing. 🍷
With a staggering $780 million boost to its treasury, staking integration into Ledger Live, and on-chain metrics that could make a seasoned Wall Street trader blush, some analysts are starting to wonder: Could TON be gearing up for the next big crypto bonanza?
In a sudden turn of events, the U.S. government announced it will no longer charge decentralized software (DeFi) developers for crimes committed by third parties using their platforms. Well, isn’t that nice! 😏
So, $BTC decided to flex its muscles and bounce off that $112,000 support level like it’s a trampoline. Not only that, it broke through the downward trendline with more swagger than a Tina Fey monologue. But let’s not get too excited-this rally could turn into a faceplant faster than you can say “mean girls.”
This new provision, a revision of the National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA), aims to stop the Fed from ‘testing, studying, developing, creating, or implementing’ a digital dollar. So basically, they’re grounding the Fed from doing its crypto homework. You love to see it.
The mastermind behind this digital con is an on-chain detective-kind of like Sherlock Holmes but with fewer pipe-smoking habits-going by ZachXBT. Apparently, the victim’s exchange and hardware wallet support lines were impersonated, which is practically the crypto equivalent of a con artist knocking on your door and claiming they’re from the “Pain Relief Department” of your bank.
Since July, when the U.S. government decided to give a proverbial thumbs-up with the GENIUS Act (because nothing says “trust” like a new law), Ethereum’s star has been rising faster than a helium balloon at a kid’s birthday party. Rumors of another high-profile crypto bill in September have pumped even more confidence into the market – and who doesn’t love a good legislative cheerleading squad?