Cryptonews

A hidden bearish divergence on the RSI suggests Bitcoin’s bullish momentum might be taking a nap.

The Digital Dollar’s Fresh New Best Friend 🎯

USDtb, a curious hybrid of BlackRock’s BUIDL fund and crypto collateral, has already captivated offshore investors, amassing a staggering $1.45 billion in total value locked since December. Its arrival on U.S. shores heralds a pivotal era for regulated digital currencies, with Anchorage offering a compliant sanctuary for minting and distributing this token under federal scrutiny. 🚨⚖️

This whole price jump thing is basically a ritual for Husky Inu, which kicked off its pre-launch phase back on April 1. That’s right, they’re treating fundraising like a family BBQ – hot dogs flying everywhere! 🌭 They’ve already raked in over $800,000 as of June 15, and I hope they’re using that cash for something fun, like throwing a party or, I don’t know, buying all the dog treats they can! 🐶

Unlike your uncle’s old car, which still runs on ‘hope and dreams,’ these losses are less about buggy code and more about people leaving the keys in the ignition! It turns out weak access controls are responsible for nearly 60% of our ‘oopsies’ this time around. Smart contract bugs still managed to steal a whopping $263 million, though—we all thought that was just the price for bad ideas! 💸

In Brief:

While the UK contemplates selling its seized Bitcoin, doing so could lead to billions in lost opportunities. Mark Pearce, General Counsel at Alkimi, emphasized that the situation presents a complex dilemma rather than a clear-cut solution for the UK. After all, why make a straightforward decision when you can have a tangled web of legal and financial quandaries?

Grab a coffee, or a therapist, as Ethereum is no longer just for crypto-native players. Wait, what even is a “crypto-native player”? Is that a thing? I don’t know, but apparently, public companies are getting in on the action. Who knew?

The drop occurred amid broader market trends, but whale investors are busily hoarding SHIB at these lower prices, hoping to resurrect the coin from its current slump with the grace of a phoenix. 🐋✨

The move extends the reach of Franklin Templeton’s platform while providing businesses operating on VeChain another stablecoin option, according to a statement shared with CryptoMoon. Or, as I like to call it, “the financial equivalent of a toddler’s tantrum but with more spreadsheets.” 🧠💣