Hyperliquid, it appears, is quietly establishing itself as one of the more structurally sound names in the L1 space. The latest chart from HYPE highlights a strong uptrend that has been respected since March, with clear higher lows and sustained volume activity around key levels. One might say it’s as reliable as a well-made carriage. 🚗
A major idea is to cut off illegal miners from the grid during high-demand electricity periods, because who needs crypto when you have a warm shower? 🚿 This plan will be completed soon at the Ministry of Energy, which implies that the miners can be turned off during peak hours to conserve energy for households and other basic necessities, like Netflix. 📺
Ethereum, that tormented soul, clawed past $3,700 this week, briefly touching $3,750—a 180-day peak born from a 169% resurrection from March’s icy grave at $1,392. July, that fateful month, saw the asset ascend 40%, buoyed by institutional inflows into spot ETH ETFs, as if corporations had suddenly discovered the meaning of life in blockchain’s cold embrace. And lo! A $50M whale, cloaked in anonymity, devoured tokens at $3,715, a gluttonous feast signaling not despair, but a sly confidence in Ethereum’s long-term crescendo. “Behold,” the market whispered, “the professionals have returned to play.”
Dogecoin (DOGE) has surged over 17% in the past week, making it the belle of the altcoin ball. Currently flirting with the $0.25 resistance zone, DOGE is drawing the kind of attention usually reserved for scandalous novels or reality TV stars. Analysts are whispering sweet nothings about a potential rally to $0.42, an 80% gain from current levels. Oh, how quickly we forget its meme origins! 🐕🦺
“BTC is preparing for its next big move,” declared trader Troy Miller on X, as if narrating a thrilling novel. “Bitcoin holds steady above $117K support, but it grows more constrained by the day. Something must give.” Indeed, Mr. Miller’s words echo those of Rekt Capital, who has observed a symmetrical triangle pattern forming—a harbinger of either exhilarating breakouts or devastating breakdowns. Should the bullish narrative prevail, Bitcoin may ascend to $125,000 with the grace of a swan. But should it falter, we might witness a precipitous descent to $111,000—or lower! Oh, the drama! 🦢📉
A sparkling analysis, shared by the illustrious Dr. Alpha (@AlphaVerseHQ) on the message board of many feelings (the X), gleefully reveals that Optimism (OP/USDT), currently frolicking at the charming price of $0.749, has made a spectacular V-shaped recovery. Just recently, it limped along at a lowly $0.458—oh, the tragedy! But lo and behold, every great drama has a triumphant act, and here we are witnessing the market’s valiant recovery.
Ah, Bitcoin—a digital currency so volatile it makes the stock market look like a retirement home bingo night. 🪙 Usually, when Bitcoin spikes above 3, you can practically hear the hearty chuckles of day traders preparing for a rollercoaster ride. Buckle up, folks. It’s a trend that’s more erratic than my uncle Larry after his … Read more
On July 19, the blockchain’s most observant gossip, Whale Alert, whispered of a transaction so grand it could make a king weep. A sumptuous 20.5 million XRP, valued at a cool $70 million, was spirited away from an enigmatic wallet to Coinbase, the digital equivalent of a grand ballroom for crypto’s elite. One might speculate the whale is simply hosting a lavish soiree—or perhaps plotting a coup.
Via the social media platform X (because what’s more trustworthy than a Tweet at 3 a.m.?), TechDev—an enigma wrapped in a riddle wrapped in a spreadsheet—shares with his legion of 535,000 followers a wonderment called the TOTAL3 chart. This masterpiece measures the entire crypto market cap minus Bitcoin, Ethereum, and the staid stablecoins, because why not exclude the prime movers of stability?
Tezos [XTZ] has been on a wild ride, gaining a whopping 8.2% in the last 24 hours. Coinalyze, our trusty oracle, tells us its Open Interest shot up by 51.2% in the same time. Intense speculative bidding, they call it. Sounds more like a casino to me! 🎰