On the 6th of February, Binance’s gavel fell upon the following pairs: RENDER/FDUSD, NEAR/FDUSD, SUSHI/BTC, and others-AUDIO/BTC, BB/FDUSD, BERA/FDUSD, EIGEN/BTC, FIDA/BTC, HEI/BTC, IOTX/ETH, KERNEL/FDUSD, MANTA/BTC, MTL/BTC, PEOPLE/FDUSD, RONIN/BTC, SAPIEN/BNB, SCR/BTC, S/ETH, S/FDUSD, and VANA/FDUSD. Tokens that once danced in the moonlight of Binance’s listings now shuffle toward the void.
Ah, the last 48 hours have been a veritable cornucopia of absurdity on social media, where whispers have morphed into raucous proclamations that Jeffrey Epstein, the man who could charm a snake out of its skin, is none other than Satoshi Nakamoto, the elusive architect of Bitcoin. The ‘2008 Satoshi Email’ has been more popular than a cat video, yet the freshly unwrapped Epstein files reveal not a shred of evidence to support this claim.
Binance confirmed that its SAFU reserve received 3,600 BTC in the latest transaction. The allocation was executed during a period of broad market weakness, while trading volumes remained elevated. Public blockchain data tracked the transfer into wallets associated with the SAFU reserve. Because why not, right?
Thursday was not just any day; it was a cataclysmic selloff that would make even the most stoic of market analysts weep into their overpriced organic coffee. Bitcoin, in a dramatic flair, tumbled down to $60,000, marking its lowest point since October 2024. It was so dramatic even Shakespeare would have taken notes.
Now, while this might seem a world away from crypto, we all know that geopolitical shenanigans can send shockwaves throughout the markets. For Bitcoin and the digital asset crowd, this whole situation is a bit like a double-edged sword: it proves that money that can’t be censored is mighty tempting, but also makes folks quiver in their boots, pulling back institutional dollars faster than a rabbit caught in headlights.
The gold strategy stands plain as a road in late afternoon: they mean to double down.
Metaplanet, the Tokyo titan dubbed ‘Asia’s MicroStrategy,’ is on a Bitcoin buying spree that’d make Black Friday look like a garage sale. CEO Simon Gerovich tweeted (or should we say, X-ed?) their undying love for $BTC, even as the market’s moodier than a teenager without Wi-Fi.
In contrast, the Decred (DCR) caper has been exhibiting a keener sense of timing than a butler at the valet stand. The token hopped over 30%, nosing above $24.65 in the past few hours, all while market sentiment lingers in a mood best described as dampened parchment-cheerful only in a distant, insurance-policy sort of way.
The U.S. jobs market is experiencing a swift cooling, akin to a sudden winter chill, which could compel the Federal Reserve to fling open its purse strings, perhaps providing a much-needed cushion for our dear bitcoin.
According to CoinGecko (the gossip column of the crypto world), Bittensor (TAO), the Beyoncé of AI cryptos with a $1.58 billion market cap, is down 23% in the past week. Near Protocol (NEAR) isn’t doing much better, down 25.4%, while Internet Computer (ICP) and Render (RENDER) are basically twins in misery. It’s like a bad breakup, but with blockchain.