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Big fish, bigger appetites. These behemoths have hoovered up approximately 218,000 ETH over a week. It’s like watching whales slurp up fish salads with yard-long spoons.

Let us observe, shall we?

The acquisition has been proclaimed by many as a most logical step, propelled by the undeniable synergies between Ripple and Hidden Road. This move is expected to expedite the institutional adoption of digital assets, a notion most warmly embraced under the favorable regulatory environment brought forth by the Trump administration. Truly, how could one not be swept away by such favorable winds? 🌬️

Behold, the great shift! Digital platforms, once content with the crumbs of ad revenue, now lust after the blockchain’s golden goose. Microtransactions, they call it-a fancy word for spare change in the digital beggar’s cup. Rumble, with its crypto embrace, proclaims itself the harbinger of a new era. Mainstream creator economy, indeed! As if artists didn’t have enough to worry about without becoming day traders. 📈

In an X post, the big announcement was made that Grayscale, in collaboration with Coindesk Indices, was listed on NYSE Arca with the ticker symbol of GDLC. This Grayscale Coindesk Crypto 5 ETF offers investors diversified exposure to key digital assets, including Bitcoin (BTC), Ethereum (ETH), Solana (SOL), XRP, and Cardano (ADA). 🚀💎

What to know: Dogecoin leapt with the grace of a well-timed jazz hand, upping its price by 1.8% as trading volume tripled like a particularly enthusiastic game of musical chairs, breezing past the $0.1988 resistance level. 🐕💸 This breakout, darling, is the dog whistle for bulls! It mirrors Bitcoin and Ethereum’s recent gains, proving even … Read more

Two rather delectable developments have caught the eye of the financial cognoscenti. First, the debutante ball of the first U.S. spot XRP ETF, which has sashayed past the $100 million mark, and second, the launch of XRP options on the CME, a move as bold as a Coward quip at a stuffy soirée. 🥂

Morehead kicks things off with brutal honesty: “We have full employment. Inflation is giving our assets a sneaky punch, debasing them by 3% a year… and they’re still cutting rates. Oh, darling, it’s a madhouse!” But don’t feel bad if your economics textbook didn’t prepare you for this: he refers to 2020-2021 as one huge “policy mistake.” Picture this: inflation was hitting the roof at 8%, and the Fed was chilling at zero. This easing into an economic boom weakens the classic belt-tightening maneuver against “record fiscal deficits.” Morehead suggests what’s going up in asset prices isn’t just their own rise to fame, but because the price of paper money is stage diving off the charts.

Undeterred by reality’s cruel glare, we assembled a quartet of silicon soothsayers to prognosticate upon PI’s quixotic quest for the elusive dollar. Their responses? A symphony of raised eyebrows and suppressed giggles.

Just days after Trump’s gavel struck CZ’s cell door open, Polymarket’s odds for SBF’s liberation leapt from 5.6% to 12%, as if the market itself had imbibed a flask of optimism. $66,339 in wagers now swirl like confetti at a crypto parade, though one suspects the real currency here is not dollars, but delusion.