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The first reason, he declares with the gravity of a soothsayer, is Bitcoin’s hard cap of 21 million coins. “A fixed supply!” he exclaims, as if discovering fire. Unlike the endless streams of fiat currencies or the ever-multiplying stocks, Bitcoin’s scarcity is etched in code. “Ah, but this is what makes it special,” he intones, as if Bitcoin were a rare orchid in a field of dandelions. A long-term investment, he says, not a mere trifle for the short-sighted.

Behold, DOGE languishes near $0.19, wrestling with its 200-day moving average around $0.155, ensnared in the broader market’s stagnant pond. Volatile tempests have raged, yet it endures within its ascending prison, a channel of illusions suggesting intact bullish grace. But hush, the dying whispers of volume and momentum foretell imminent doom-short-term agony looms! Clutching above that 200-day guardian is paramount; a defiant recoil could kindle the flames anew, else a fateful dip invites plunges toward abyssal lows. What psychological torment for the humble sheep-dog of the charts! 🚀 Sarcasm aside, isn’t it hilarious how we gamble fortunes on fibonacci ghosts?

The root of this chaos? A S-1 filing with the SEC-oh, the bureaucratic farce!-by Hyperliquid Strategies Inc., which dares to siphon $1 billion through 160 million shares. And what do they intend with this ill-gotten wealth? To purchase their own tokens, of course! A self-licking ice cream cone, if ever there was one. The crowd, ever the willing fool, has swallowed it whole.

Publicly traded companies are now aggressively increasing their digital asset reserves. Therefore, they are mainly depositing BNB, which is the native token of BNB Chain. As a result, this trend is taking corporate treasuries away from legacy holdings. The goal of this approach is to capture the yield and utility of the crypto ecosystem efficiently. 🧠💥💰

Reports circulated, as reports invariably do, of major platforms being rather thoroughly inconvenienced. Even those wallets proclaiming complete user autonomy were not immune to the chaos. A rather telling indictment, wouldn’t you say?

Bitcoin ETFs, those gilded coffers, witnessed a total outflow of $101.29 million, with four ETFs performing dramatic exits. Grayscale GBTC, Fidelity FBTC, and Ark & 21Shares, those titans of capital, withdrew $56.63 million, $56.56 million, and $53.87 million respectively. 🏛️

As the Hong Kong Economic Times has scribbled in its ledger, the Securities and Futures Commission (SFC) has bestowed its blessing upon the first Solana spot exchange-traded fund (ETF). A spot ETF, you ask? Merely a vessel for the timid investor, a lifeboat in the stormy seas of cryptocurrency, allowing one to dance with the price without embracing the token itself. 🕺✨ For SOL, this means traders can waltz without the burden of blockchain baggage.

Bitcoin’s 50-week simple moving average, standing nobly at about $102,500 according to TradingView, has been the financial equivalent of a reliable old alehouse. It’s been that four times since the bull market burst its knickers in mid-2023 and is itching to be visited again, analysts quip.