“Cross-Chain Swap Live!” it proclaims, a siren song to the gullible. Wallets connect, partnerships “announce” themselves, and bonuses materialize like mirages in a crypto desert. Yet, behind this façade lies a troupe of impostors-posing as devs, moderators, and support staff-dressed in borrowed digital finery. 🎭
In a move that would make even the most jaded bookmaker blush, the agreements grant these two titans of speculation access to the NHL’s sacred data and logos. Yes, the very marks that once symbolized the sweat and blood of athletes will now adorn the screens of traders betting on whether the next goal will be scored by a left-winger or a right-minded algorithm. 🤖⚖️
Kadena, the brainchild of the proof-of-work (PoW) smart contract blockchain, has decided that it no longer wishes to be in the business of operating a company. Apparently, the market is just too much to bear – as if the business world had suddenly turned into a game of musical chairs and Kadena just missed the last seat. 🍂
Apparently, this pattern suggests that Bitcoin might have already hit its high point-because who doesn’t love a good historical scare story with a dash of financial doom? 🌪️
Nay, dear reader! ProShares shall conjure the index’s performance through total return swaps and derivatives, all while hiding behind a Cayman Islands subsidiary. A masterclass in legal acrobatics! 🌀
The crypto market experienced a record $19 billion liquidation event on the weekend of Oct. 10, which caused Bitcoin’s (BTC) price to dip to a four-month low of $104,000 by Friday, CryptoMoon reported at the time. 🤯📉
On Wednesday, the SFC, that paragon of prudence, greenlit the China Asset Management Solana ETF, a product so daring it makes a Frenchman blush. 🇫🇷💸
The ChinaAMC Solana ETF (03460, because numbers are fun) is set to moonwalk onto the stock exchange on October 27, with three shiny new currency options: HKD (3460), RMB (83460), and USD (9460). Each lot holds a tidy 100 SOL-enough to keep your wallet feeling slightly less like a punching bag.
