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According to these financial wizards, Bitcoin could be headed for a glamorous $38,000 vacation-a 43% drop from its current “I’m fine, really” state. That’s January 2024 prices, folks, when we were all still arguing about whether NFTs were art or a pyramid scheme. Stifel’s crystal ball cites the usual suspects: the Fed’s “fun police” policies, crypto regulation that’s clearer than a Brexit deal, and ETFs hemorrhaging cash like a Kardashian on a shopping spree.

Ah, but what an irony! Hougan contends that many a crypto asset has already endured a substantial nosedive, even if our beloved Bitcoin, Ethereum, and XRP pranced about with a semblance of dignity, buoyed by institutional interest akin to life preservers tossed into a tempestuous sea.

Ah, the German sages at Deutsche Bank (DB) proclaim: Bitcoin’s latest waltz downward is not a mere trip, but a grand erosion of faith-a tale of institutions and regulators turning their gaze elsewhere. In a note, penned with the gravity of a Russian novel, they argue three forces conspire against our digital hero: the relentless outflow of institutional capital, the unraveling of its once-sacred market bonds, and the fading regulatory applause that once steadied its rhythm.

Take a gander at that 1-hour chart, and you’ll see a fella more indecisive than a hog at a barbecue. No aggressive push, just lower highs and bounces that fade quicker than a politician’s promise. Bitcoin’s nerves are shot, and those volume spikes? They’re waltzing with the red candles, a sure sign the bears are calling the tune.

Wednesday hits, and SOL drops 10% faster than I drop a bad habit. Two-year low at $90. Wow. Really sticking the landing there. Since February 2024, it’s been bouncing like a ping-pong ball between $120 and $250. But hey, who needs stability when you can live life on the edge, right?

Brandt, in his infinite sagacity, observes that Bitcoin is currently on an eight-day descent, not merely by chance but as if orchestrated by a cabal of financial wizards. We find ourselves at the crossroads of two critical price levels: the already-vanquished $70,000 and the foreboding target of $63,800. This latter figure sounds like a precise measurement from a medieval siege engine, doesn’t it? With more than $850 million evaporated from the market-poof!-and fear metrics collapsing like a house of cards, one must wonder if this dip is just a dip or a full-blown plunge into the abyss.

Mark Dow: I Want Bitcoin to Go to Zero

Key support levels: $0.15

He reminded the room-quite softly, as one might remind a cat that has knocked over the vase-that the government’s reach stops at the statute book and at the pen, not at the tender mercies of volatile markets.

we want the receipts, the emails, and the occasional dramatic memo that explains it all away.