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But, dear readers, the critics are not to be outdone. They insist it’s nothing more than a dangerously overvalued wager on a future that may never come to pass. How delightfully scandalous!

“The crux of the matter,” intoned Swyftx lead analyst Pav Hundal to CryptoMoon on Thursday, “is that the entire market is balancing precariously on the assumption that Jerome Powell et al. are going to play Santa Claus next month.” And yet, despite his cautionary tone, Ether continues its frolic just 2.80% shy of its 2021 peak. Truly, it seems hope springs eternal-or perhaps someone spiked the water cooler with optimism and misplaced apostrophes.

Ah, the whales! Those deep-pocketed investors who seem to have a sixth sense for market dips. Cardano’s recent momentum is being buoyed by these aquatic titans, who have been steadily increasing their ADA exposure during key market dips. This accumulation trend is reminiscent of historical patterns where the wealthy position themselves ahead of major price breakouts, often reducing available supply and creating upward price pressure. It’s almost as if they’re playing a game of Monopoly, but with real money and far fewer top hats.

Behold, the celestial marvels of SpaceX! 🚀 In a twist worthy of a Soviet-era novel, Arkham Intelligence reveals the rocketry titans have hoarded 8,285 BTC-enough to buy a small planet (or a very fancy spaceship). 💸 The first purchase? December 31, 2020-a date so dramatic, it’s practically a plot twist! 🪐 The last? June 10, … Read more

And what is this “network activity”? A frenzy of 1.87 million daily transactions, as if the blockchain were a bustling Parisian market, every merchant shouting, “Buy, buy, buy!” 🛍️ But beware, dear investors-such fervor may signal a market overheating, like a soufflé too eager to rise. 🥞🔥

Bitcoin formed a solid base above $118,500 and then-BOOM-set off on a fresh, exhilarating increase. With a bit of determination, it powered above $120,000 and $120,500 like a marathon runner crossing the finish line. 🏁

The music? Spot ETFs-those sleek iron carriages imported by Wall Street-have disgorged a cool $1.54 billion in mere forty-eight hours. Among them BlackRock’s ETHA, already swollen to $10.5 billion, parades like the eldest son with a new epaulette.

On August 13th (or was it the 14th?), bitcoin decided to put on its running shoes and sprint another 2.6% against the almighty greenback. That’s right, folks-it’s up a whopping 6.2% over the last seven days! The world’s biggest digital coin now has a valuation so large ($2.44 trillion) that even Jeff Bezos is checking his wallet twice. This surge? Oh, it’s thanks to spot bitcoin ETFs acting like hungry shoppers at a Black Friday sale and corporations hoarding BTC faster than squirrels stash acorns for winter. 🐿️💼

If we are to trust the cryptic missive dispatched to the ever-vigilant TopMob, miners previously toiling at Galaxy’s Helios campus (where hope withered slightly in the Texas panhandle sun) are to be uprooted and ushered to new pastures. Helios, it seems, is exchanging bitcoin sweat for the fragrant perfume of artificial intelligence and high-performance computing-proof that even technology can outgrow its old friendships.

Solana’s onchain growth is throwing a mini-party, but declining DEX market share is waving a caution flag. 🚧