In a Wednesday release, Opinion declared a stylish $20 million raised in a pre-Series A round. Hack VC and Jump Crypto led the chorus, with Primitive Ventures and Decasonic tagging along. It’s not a disaster in disguise but a genteel flutter of cash in the cryptosphere, which pretends it’s all very capacious and not at all combustible.
In the company’s Q4 2025 USD₮ Market Report-a document as dry as a Martian desert but no less fascinating-we learn that Tether has added 35 million users in a single quarter. Eight consecutive quarters of such growth! One might almost suspect they are handing out USDT like confetti at a carnival, though the metaphor is perhaps too festive for this dour financial context.
According to the wise sages at Coingecko, Binance held a whopping 39% market share in 2025. Bybit, the plucky underdog, trailed behind with a mere 8%. That’s like comparing a dragon to a slightly damp newt. And Coinbase? Well, they’re sixth. Sixth! That’s not even a silver medal; it’s more like a participation trophy made of soggy cardboard.
Solana couldn’t stay perched above $105 and slid again, joining Bitcoin and Ethereum in the mood to decline. It dropped below the $100 and $95 support levels.
In the Asian hours of Thursday, Bitcoin slid below the sacred $71,000 as a renewed rout in global technology stocks poured into crypto markets, undercutting hopes of a lasting rebound after last week’s volatility.
As the market cap climbs up to approximately $123 million, it seems clear that traders are re-engaging with the enthusiasm of a long-lost relative showing up at a family reunion. It’s a sign of renewed participation rather than just a thin liquidity move, which is just a fancy way of saying “Hey, look, money!”
CryptoQuant’s latest weekly dispatch casts the weakness as structural rather than seasonal, its Bull Score Index lying on the zero line while bitcoin treads far below its October crown. The missive argues the market no longer digests gains but operates with a thinner cadre of buyers and a liquidity that slips away like a thawing river.
This downward trend signifies that profit dominance is shrinking faster than a magician’s rabbit disappearing from a hat, as realized losses begin to creep in across the market. Traders, bless their hearts, are finding it increasingly challenging to capture gains, while loss realization seems to show up more often than your mother-in-law at family gatherings during downturns.
In a press release (which I’m sure everyone read with bated breath), Ripple confirmed it’s expanding its Prime Brokerage Platform to include Hyperliquid. Like adding avocado to toast-totally necessary.
As price action flirts with the lower Bollinger Band at $1.5259, intense selling pressure is as obvious as a bad haircut. But hang on! Technical indicators whisper sweet nothings about the market nearing oversold conditions. Who knew drama could be so technical?
