Cryptonews

Apparently, Eric’s been chatting with some chaps at World Liberty Financial. They’ve come up with this scheme to ‘tokenize’ a building – which sounds suspiciously like chopping it up into a million little pieces, only digitally. They want to let you buy a piece for as little as a grand! A grand! For a fleck of a skyscraper. 🤪

The whole market’s been tossin’ and turnin’ like a feverish mule, and in the middle of it all, one Daan Crypto Trades-self-proclaimed full-time gambler, sorry, *trader*-took to the digital telegraph known as X to declare, with great ceremony, that ETH’s open interest now sits at levels last seen when the coin was changin’ hands for a mere $3,000. But here’s the kicker: today it’s sashayin’ around $4,000. That, my friends, is the financial equivalent of wearin’ last year’s pants to a barn dance and claimin’ you’ve lost weight.

As USDT’s dominance slips into history’s dust, the jest of capital may soon take interest in the ornate ballrooms of BTC and altcoins. 🎩💰

Ripple’s not just dipping its toes into institutional-grade DeFi-it’s cannonballing into the deep end with Immunefi! On Oct. 13, they announced a $200,000 “Attackathon” to fortify the XRPL Lending Protocol. Because nothing says “we’re serious” like a six-figure bug hunt. 🐞💸

In the shadowed galleries of digital fates, where tokens dance like leaves in an autumn breeze, XRP whispers of resurrections past, its charts echoing the symphonies of 2017- a time when parabolic dreams soared like rockets piercing the veil of night. Yet, amidst the hum of market tempests, one senses the quiet stirrings of destiny, as Q4 unfurls its enigmatic cloak, teasing yet another crescendo of bullish fervour.

According to the sage cryptanalyst Ali (@ali_charts), the noble $3,900 remains a steadfast support-more reliable than Mr. Bingley’s good opinion-on which Ethereum’s fortunes may quite possibly hinge. Should this level hold, as Ali ardently hopes, then perhaps-and only perhaps-ETH might indulge in a gallant rally toward the lofty sums of $5,000, or daringly, even $6,000! One cannot help but think, with a smirk, that the journey is as romantic as Miss Elizabeth’s refusal of Mr. Collins’s proposal.

Oh, a delightful courtroom drama unfolds with sentencing scheduled for Qian and her partner-in-crime, Ling, on 10-11 November. Naturally, the whole show will wrap up with a civil recovery and compensation order. How thrilling!

Ah, the CME, with its $28.3 billion in futures open interest, hath surpassed the mighty Binance’s $23 billion and Bybit’s paltry $12.2 billion. A triumph, or so they say! 🎉

VanEck’s Matthew Sigel, a man who clearly enjoys confusing stock markets for sport, claims this deal is a golden goose for Bitcoin miners. Why? Because apparently, hosting AI computers pays better than mining digital gold. Who knew?

EUROD is among the first stablecoins issued by a regulated European bank and is designed to combine the reliability of traditional banking with the transparency and speed of blockchain technology. According to ODDO BHF, the token offers “24/7 transferability, euro liquidity, and institutional-grade governance” to ensure compliance and security across its operations. If only my sock drawer had this level of organization.