Shiba Inu (SHIB) bounced up 30% this year from its low-if only my cholesterol numbers were that optimistic. Still, it’s lagging behind the popular kids at the crypto party, 60% down from its November “I’m-on-top-of-the-world” price. You call that a rally?
With this grand finale, the market, in a fit of manic enthusiasm, launched XRP skyrocketing-up more than 12% in a single day! From $2.99 to $3.33, as if to mock the law’s indecisiveness, the trading volume burst through the seams with over 300 million tokens changing hands. Traders, like kids on Christmas morning, now believe the jingle bells are heading toward a spectacular $8-because who wants to settle for mere pocket change? 😉
At the heart of this saga is the bullish breakout, whispered about in hushed tones on the forums, foretelling a potential 120-130% gains. The valiant @GlobeOfcrypto1 announced that Optimism has broken free from the chains of the falling wedge-an elegant pattern often signaling a reversal, or at the very least, a good story. Once beyond the humble resistance of $0.80, the horizon could shimmer with the prospect of a rally, broad and sweeping enough to make even Dante’s circles jealous.
This grand union of Coinbase and DEX services promises to bestow upon developers the gift of instant access to millions of traders, sans the need for formal listings. In a tweet that could only be described as a digital proclamation of the new era, Coinbase announced plans to expand this service to other networks, with Solana (SOL) leading the charge.
According to the legendary Arkham (who apparently has a crystal ball and a penchant for numbers), this wallet has already splurged a staggering $6.68 million on PUMP. Out of that, a cool $5.72 million was tucked away into some mysterious ‘Squads Vault,’ which sounds as if it were named after a secret society of crypto cats plotting to control the universe.
This week, the Financial Times (FT) and Bloomberg provided a plot twist worthy of a Wodehouse novel. Despite China’s sweeping crypto ban and its ongoing rollout of the digital yuan, officials were quietly studying stablecoin models as tools to limit capital outflows and upgrade cross-border payments. It was a bit like Jeeves contemplating whether to dabble in jazz music-unexpected but intriguing.
The model, with the wisdom of an ancient sage, showed that Aptos displayed considerable bullish momentum throughout the preceding 24-hour period. One could almost hear the cheers of the bulls as they rallied behind this formidable asset.
Aave, darling of the DeFi world, had just earned its crown as the first protocol to hit $60 billion in net deposits. Alas, the champagne barely fizzed before the phishing vultures swooped in. Through the dark magic of Google Ads, these digital pickpockets crafted a trap so cunning it could give a chess grandmaster nightmares.
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In a deal so oversubscribed it could make a greedy goblin blush, Verb partnered with Kingsway Capital to sell around 58.7 million shares. Over 110 institutional and crypto-loving investors jumped on this golden opportunity, with Kingsway leading the charge and friends like Vy Capital, Blockchain.com, Ribbit Capital, and Graticule tagging along for the ride! 🎢