Gemini Drops Anchor in Australia: Crypto Comes Home

According to company notices and filings, the new creature wears the name Gemini Intergalactic Australia Pty Ltd and carries the AUSTRAC badge like a stubborn ledger book that won’t quit. A badge that says: “We’re here, and we’ve got receipts.” 🧭💳

🤑 Crypto Con Artists Strike Again! Poor Guy Loses 56L to Telegram Tricksters! 😱

According to the Times of India (they’re always on the case!), a smooth operator named Deepa lured poor Kishor into a group called ‘Conforge Finance.’ Sounds legit, right? WRONG! 🚨 First, they told him to invest small amounts-you know, just dip your toes in the crypto pool. But before he knew it, he was doing the financial backstroke, making 38 transactions between June 25 and September 8, totaling ₹56.47 lakh! 🤑💸

Kamino Lend Audited Again: Gold Standard for Solana DeFi? 😂🔥

As per Kaminos X thread, the verification came after six months of work with Osec, where engineers tested Kamino’s main functions: deposit, withdraw, borrow, and repay. They confirmed that each function works correctly and keeps the system stable in all situations. Osec also verified that if a user’s position starts in good health, no action they take can make it unsafe-a comforting superstition for those who prefer numbers to nerves. 🤔

BNB Chain’s Gas Guzzling Madness: 5 Trillion and Counting! 🚀💨

On a Wednesday, when the world was busy sipping its coffee and contemplating the meaning of existence, the BNB Chain decided to outdo itself. According to the ever-watchful BscScan, the BNB Smart Chain (BSC) embarked on a gas-guzzling spree, surpassing its June 2025 high of 3.44 trillion-not once, but twice! 🌪️ Is this progress, or merely the universe laughing at our attempts to quantify success? On October 8, BSC reached a new zenith, a staggering 5.02 trillion gas units consumed in a single day, leaving Tuesday’s 4.17 trillion milestone in the dust. Since the start of the month, the network has been inhaling over 2 trillion gas daily, a testament to its growing on-chain activity and the relentless adoption of its ecosystem. Or, as I like to call it, the crypto equivalent of a glutton at a buffet.