In a twist befitting a literary plot, MetaMask has expanded its horizons beyond mere crypto, boldly embracing tokenized US stocks and ETFs as if they were long-lost relatives at a family reunion.
On the illustrious date of February 3, 2026-mark your calendars, dear reader-Fireblocks declared that it now supports 150 public blockchains. This comes after an enthusiastic addition of 46 networks in the previous year, because apparently, they just couldn’t stop themselves. With the new Fireblocks x Canton integration, they’re giving institutions a fancy, secure, and slightly mysterious path to privacy‑enabled tokenized settlement. It’s like a secret club but with less singing and more regulated market jazz.
In January, the network strutted its way to the top of the DEX Volume rankings, darling, while transactions and usage soared to heights unseen. And yet, despite all this fanfare, SOL’s price has behaved like a wallflower at a ball-utterly unwilling to join the dance.
In a recent post on X (formerly known as Twitter, because why not?), Checkonchain pointed out that Bitcoin has tumbled below two critical on-chain cost basis levels. It’s like watching your favorite sports team blow a lead in the last minutes of the game-heartbreaking, yet oddly fascinating.
And what of our dear altcoins? They joined the fray with the kind of enthusiasm one might expect from a troupe of clowns tumbling out of a tiny car. Yet, among them, the unfortunate SOL, HYPE, and CC bore the brunt of this chaotic carnival, suffering like sad clowns at a forgotten circus.
Lee, with the optimism of a man who’s just discovered the “I’m fine!” meme, called the losses “a feature, not a bug.” One can only imagine the confused looks from actual bugs, who’ve been reliably buggy for millennia. He compared the situation to index ETFs, which also “show losses in down markets.” Ah yes, because nothing says “long-term strategy” like pretending your losses are just a prelude to a glittering future. Bitmine’s ongoing ETH accumulation, he added, is a masterstroke of patience. Or, as the Agony Aunt of the stock market might say: “If you don’t want to feel the pain, invest in something that doesn’t sound like a cursed cryptocurrency.”
From its lofty perch at $126,000, BTC took a tumble down to $78,000-a plunge that’d make a barnstormer blush. That’s $48,000 gone, faster than a con man at a church picnic. Bearish sentiment’s got its claws in deep, and it ain’t lettin’ go without a fight.
In a recent soiree on CNBC-a stage where financial actors perform daily-he, the so-called “head of research” at Fundstrat, declared that the market’s bones are growing sturdy. As if crypto were a delicate sapling, not a forest of code and greed. One wonders if his monocle fogged over while delivering this soliloquy.
the wallet has learned to flirt with Wall Street in its own living room.
Since then, the downside sequence has completed, and the indicator has now flashed a fresh buy signal-like a drunken suitor declaring love after a night of tequila. But beware, dear reader, for this shift occurs not in the glow of prosperity, but in the shadow of exhaustion. A short-term recovery window? More like a fleeting mirage in the desert of despair.
