Cryptonews

Key Support levels: $0.64, $0.80

Key Support levels: $0.40, $0.44—those mythical lines in the sand where buyers might actually show up, or simply evaporate like morning mist. 😂

Let’s talk numbers because that’s what really matters in crypto, right?

Within a few hours of the news breaking—because who doesn’t surf the web for NFT chaos during grief—his CryptoBatz floor price shot up by more than 400%, from a measly 0.02 ETH to a pipe dream-worthy 0.08 ETH. That’s a quick swing from pocket change to “wait, how much?” according to OpenSea snooping. 📈

The Regalados, with their silver tongues and promises of divine prosperity, managed to con nearly 300 believers between January 2022 and July 2023. They convinced their flock to invest in INDXcoin, a token they concocted and peddled through the Kingdom Wealth Exchange platform. 🕊️💻

In a turn of events that might make even the most staunch fast-food aficionado raise an eyebrow, the world’s third-largest cryptocurrency, XRP, has not just surpassed but has overtaken the illustrious McDonald’s. The golden arches have found themselves in quite the pickle, having lost a remarkable $7 billion in revenue after a global boycott, a culinary dispute led by pro-Palestinian activists who were less than thrilled with the company’s political alignment. Talk about price drops! 🥤💵

Is this a genuine political upheaval, or merely another triumph for the age of misinformation? One is inclined, frankly, to suspect the latter.

Mercurity Fintech Holding Inc. (Nasdaq: MFH) has announced an audacious move—a strategic $200 million equity line of credit from Solana Ventures Ltd. One might say, “What’s the big deal?” Well, it’s a significant leap in MFH’s journey from being a humble fintech infrastructure provider to an all-powerful player in the Solana blockchain ecosystem. Bold, isn’t it?

Our dear Solana, after smashing through the $180 resistance like a wrecking ball, is riding high. It climbed past $185—like an overenthusiastic kangaroo—and gave the $200 resistance a good punch, peaking at $207. And then—wait for it—it took a breather, like a marathon runner at the water station, now retracing below $205, doing the fib retracement dance from $178 to $207. Because, hey, even crypto needs a timeout.

In a post, Schiff bragged about how his VanEck Gold Miners ETF (GDX)—yes, *the* GDX—is up a whopping 61.3% this year. Meanwhile, poor little bitcoin (BTC) is limping along at a measly 28.06% gain. Well, according to Yahoo Finance. Schiff rounded down to 27%, because why give crypto even that much credit? “I may not own any Bitcoin,” he wrote, clearly trying to sound humble while absolutely dripping with smugness, “but I have a lot more money in gold and silver mining stocks than many Bitcoin whales have in Bitcoin.” 🐳