Thailand’s Wild Crypto ETF Plan: Bitcoin? No Way!

On a Wednesday thatโ€™s likely to be remembered in crypto circles, Madam Pornanong Budsaratragoon, the SECโ€™s sharp-witted secretary-general, let the cat out of the bag: theyโ€™re makinโ€™ room for more than just BTC. ๐Ÿš€

Tether’s USAT Circus: Bullies into America with Rumble! ๐Ÿ˜‚

At the Token2049 bash-where wizards and wizards-in-training gather to swap spells and strategies-Tether’s chief enchanter, Paolo Ardoino, spilled the beans: Rumble’s about to unveil a crypto wallet forged in Tether’s mighty forges. This contraption will cozy up to USAT, granting Rumble’s 51 million monthly warriors (mostly hunkered down in the U.S.) a straight shot at the stablecoin goldmine.

OMG Pump.fun Token Explodes ๐Ÿ˜‚

Oh, Pump.fun (PUMP), you cheeky little token! You’ve skyrocketed a whopping 36% this week, now flirting shamelessly at $0.0068. Blame it on those pesky investor inflows turning all bullish and flirty, like a sudden crush at a crypto party. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ’ƒ

Banks vs. DeFi: Crypto Chaos Unleashed! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ’ธ

In a statement that probably made the markets twitch like a hyperspaced hitchhiker, Morpho plans to launch stablecoin lending markets on the Cronos blockchain, with vaults popping up this year faster than you can say “Douglas Adams would approve.” Users can deposit wrapped Ether or Bitcoin and borrow against them, earning yield in a delightful dance of digital alchemy. Because why leave the planet when you can strut your stuff right here? ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿš€

You Won’t Believe How Much ZEC, XMR, and DASH Are Soaring-Bitcoin’s Just a Bystander! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Oh, and on the day Bitcoin ( BTC) decides to hit a sky-high $120,000 for the first time since August (like who wasn’t waiting for this?), those privacy coins swoop in like they own the place. Zcash (ZEC) decided to flex its muscles, rocketing up by more than 20% on Oct. 2, only to do a dramatic retreat to $132. Itโ€™s like the stock market version of a Broadway show-lots of drama for a not-so-fortunate finale! ๐ŸŽญ

Ethereum to Moon? Uptober Frenzy Takes Crypto World by Storm

The ETH price pump has basically copied BTCโ€™s catwalk walk, which in turn has been playing spoiler to gold’s old-money polish. The broader crypto mood is bullish enough to make you want to buy a fluffy scarf with your profits, and about $470 million was liquidated from leveraged traders in the last 24 hours. Ouch, darling. ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿช™