Oh, darling, gather ‘round for the crypto soap opera of the year! Publicly traded crypto products-yes, those shiny things promising you digital gold-are having a bit of a meltdown. CoinShares data says early September saw a 27% nosedive in trading volumes. Yes, you read that right. It’s like everyone suddenly decided to ghost crypto at the same time. 😩
And the numbers? Oh, they’re as ugly as your ex’s new haircut. Outflows hit $352 million last week despite all the hype around risky assets getting cozy after a weak US jobs report and whispers of interest rate cuts. But wait-there’s more! The real drama queen here is Ether (ETH), which bled a staggering $912 million in just one week. Meanwhile, Bitcoin (BTC) struts onto the scene with $524 million in inflows because apparently, it can’t quit being relevant. Classic BTC energy. 💁♀️
CoinShares’ analysis sums it up perfectly: “Trading volumes fell 27% week on week, this in combination with minor outflows suggests the appetite for digital asset has cooled a little.” Translation? Investors are eyeing crypto like a suspicious Tinder date. 🔍
But let’s not forget our global players! US-listed funds coughed up $440 million in outflows, while Germany clapped back with $85 million in inflows. Ah, Europe, always trying to fix America’s mess. 🌍
For those who skipped Crypto 101, publicly traded crypto funds are basically lazy person’s crypto. You don’t have to buy or manage anything; these bad boys package tokens into shares that track prices. So convenient, even your grandma could invest… if she weren’t too busy hoarding actual gold coins. 😜
Now, before we all panic and throw our laptops out the window, there’s some good news. Despite this soggy period for crypto ETFs, 2025 is still crushing last year’s performance. “In a broader sense, sentiment remains intact,” says CoinShares. Bless them for trying to sugarcoat disaster. 🍬
Why Is Everyone Dumping ETH? Profit-Taking or Just Boredom?
Jillian Friedman, COO of Symbiotic (fancy title alert), weighed in on the whole ETH ETF chaos. She called them “risk-asset plays” and blamed profit-taking near all-time highs (ATHs) and macroeconomic trends for the slump. Fancy jargon aside, she’s basically saying people got greedy and cashed out. Shocking, I know. 😏
Fun fact: U.S. spot ETH ETFs hold about $26 billion in assets under management (AUM), with BlackRock’s ETHA controlling over $16 billion. That’s not chump change, folks. But according to Friedman, this isn’t a full-blown narrative collapse-just capital doing what it does best: rotating like a DJ at a club. 🎧
Meanwhile, Ether’s price has been chilling between $4,450 and $4,273, according to CryptoMoon indexes. Snooze fest. Kronos Research CIO Vincent Liu added fuel to the fire by saying ETH is entering a “profit-taking phase,” while Bitcoin ETF inflows suggest investors are running to hard assets like gold due to macroeconomic uncertainty. In other words, when life gives you lemons, trade them for something tangible. 🍋
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2025-09-08 21:30